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@timorisrain @Z03YL0FT just found out oomf pegged their own grandma

rewatching eps 2-3 and the subtitles are pissing me off so much @Daredevil @DisneyPlus can we please for the love of god have accurate closed captions

They should relegate Bowser and Bowser Jr. to cameos in Mario Movie 3 and just have DeVito as Wario and Steve Buscemi as Waluigi as the main villains with big “get rich quick” ambitions who rip off Mario and Luigi and are the exact opposites of them in every way.

Wish I hadn’t jerked off two seconds ago so I could be be jerking off right now

It’s amazing how all of this has been the ultimate proof that the MCU should’ve recentered their focus here instead of the multiverse after Endgame

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‘THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE’ is reportedly leaving a “disastrous” impact on the key industry. Analysts are blaming the film’s excessive amount of “key jingling”, leaving consumers with little incentive to purchase their own set of keys. (Source: Keegan-Michael Key)

I hate that the only way I can get rid of hiccups is by stripping completely nude and running around in public screaming at people.

complaining about pokemon tcg rotation and my friend keeps hitting me with the retro format equivalent of this

this is just like south park

i was curious as to what the qr code here actually said but it wasn't scannable so i spent 2 hours manually recreating and decoding it

I hate that watching Ninjago actually makes me wanna purchase Lego like fuckkk the advertisement worked bruh 😭

“Free condoms?? What would I tell my kids if they saw those????” Probably like “That’s something for grown-ups” if they’re prepubescent, or “Those are barriers to make some kinds of sex safer” if they’re a teenager. Just be matter-of-fact and developmentally appropriate. Jeez

not sure why gay men are intent on reinforcing gender roles à la strict bottom/top dynamics when there are endless ways to get off with another guy. lameee

at some point you have to stop thinking like this I fear

there's no way. is that him

mage regressors be like i’m only level 6 i don’t know any spells

Wait that Discord thing that takes up the upper right corner was their April fools joke? I thought they just added some bullshit new game cuz it’s Discord