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Irrational Robot
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Irrational Robot
@irrationalRobot
Software Testing, Board Games, Parenting, Jayhawks, Video Stores and Arcades. What's good! He/him
Seattle, WA Katılım Mart 2009
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Hey @Wendys! Any chance you could put the oatmeal bar back on the list of side dishes for breakfast combos?
It is the best thing in your bakery and makes a great midday snack. :-)
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Yeah I don't think I'm going to be using this platform anymore
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@IssaMshani1 I've moved to Bluesky, and I have a mastodon account that I do not use very much. :-)
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This might be my last post here
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@problemsthots Wait till you hear about white people.
Signed, a white person
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@Meko4403 @TVietor08 I mean, they could set up a whole croquet pitch in the unused seating, so there's that...
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Rough sledding for JD Vance’s advance team
Mike Sington@MikeSington
They were expecting thousands of people at JD Vance rally, with Don Jr, in Pennsylvania. Only tens of people showed up.
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Irrational Robot retweetledi
Tim Walz: "How great is gonna be just not to see him on TV anymore?"
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How Biden saved the world and Trump going to prison
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@name_pitt @gallandguile @nick_field90 Came looking for this: would also accept Pete Buttigeg saying "I'll do it myself"
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Realizing that TFG actually dressed up twice as "Person with hourly wage" as a Halloween costume / stunt.
#TFG
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Irrational Robot retweetledi
I love twitter bc where else can I, an person with two graduate degrees from Harvard in both infectious disease epidemiology and biostatistics, be assured I am wrong about infectious disease epi and statistics by a software engineer who has “read multiple FDA package inserts”
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A $450 billion contract would indeed be a record.
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Irrational Robot retweetledi
Vice President Harris: The patriots at Normandy, Selma, Seneca Falls, and Stonewall… They did not sacrifice only to see us cede our freedoms and submit to the will of another petty tyrant. The United States is the greatest idea humanity ever devised. In 7 days, let us turn the page and start writing the next great chapter in the most extraordinary story ever told
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Harvest has been an amazing game. It's like Richard Scarry's busytown made Stardew Valley as a tabletop game.
I'm all in!
I just backed Harvest: Fall Festival + Golden Edition on @Kickstarter
kickstarter.com/projects/keyma…
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On "racist jokes about white people": If someone cracks that my people:
1) dance poorly
2) make boring food
3) have bad footwear
It might be unclever, but I've never heard of anyone being denied an interview, a mortgage, or a ballot because of that stuff.
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Irrational Robot retweetledi
You’re opening for Trump by calling Puerto Rico a floating pile of garbage. 4,000+ Puerto Ricans died under him.
This isn’t the comedy store. You’re using your set to boost neo-Nazis like MTG & stripping women’s rights to the Stone Age. Your “sense of humor” doesn’t change that.
Tony Hinchcliffe@TonyHinchcliffe
These people have no sense of humor. Wild that a vice presidential candidate would take time out of his “busy schedule” to analyze a joke taken out of context to make it seem racist. I love Puerto Rico and vacation there. I made fun of everyone…watch the whole set. I’m a comedian Tim…might be time to change your tampon.
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@ElijahCone get @danpfeiffer on some sports pods - he can talk about much like Embiid Donald Trump is too exhausted and unfit (bad knees) to be the face of a title contending franchise (commander in chief)
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