Your King

@jamestalarico You sound like every liberal who’s sad and poor due to shitty life choices. You won’t win. Just another like beta Beto for white liberal broads to goon too

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.  He embodies the broken system we’re running against. It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton

@tedcruz Because you’re a slave to Israel?

I wish he hadn’t said this.

@MTV That’s a dude

Pretttiestt girl in the whole world! 📍 Hunter Schafer at the #MetGala

@IfindRetards Mental health issues are real

Connor Storrie (whoever the fuck that is) at the Met Gala 2026 humiliation ritual.

@libsoftiktok They euthanize people like that in Canada

Aaron Rose Philip is celebrated as the first black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy who was signed to a major modeling agency. Here’s Aaron arriving at the Met Gala

@SenWarren You dumb bitch

If Jeff Bezos can drop $10 million to sponsor the Met Gala, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.

Another angle of the Yankees fan getting taught a lesson in manners in Texas.

@GovTimWalz Sounds like you’re cooked tampon boy

If you commit fraud in Minnesota you’re going to get caught — and that’s exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information. Joint investigations work, and securing justice depends on it.

Happy earth day to you Happy earth day to you You woke up in an Arby’s And you’re covered in blood Please continue to enjoy Arby’s

California is really so embarrassing

If you think it’s crazy SPLC was caught manufacturing racism for job security & relevance, wait until you hear about politicians manufacturing emergencies for theirs.

@4thOfJuly365 A lot of meat at that table

Open. The. Asylums.

@NYCMayor Douche

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

@SenWarren You dumb twat

If you paid even a penny in federal income tax last year, you paid more than: Tesla Southwest Disney Live Nation HP United PayPal CVS Health Palantir Citigroup PG&E 3M That's right. They paid $0 in federal income tax. It's time for big corporations to pay their fair share.

@NYCMayor No you won’t. Twat

We will be taxing the ultra-wealthy and global elites.

@SenWarren Be way cooler to not have to file at all… #taxationistheft

Wouldn't it be nice if you could say goodbye to TurboTax and file your taxes for free, online, and directly with the IRS? I have a bill to get that done.

@harryjsisson Bet you gave yourself a tug to this vid

President Biden just unveiled his portrait at the University of Syracuse. What an amazing moment! Well deserved!

Five minutes ago, that capsule was a fireball doing 39,000 km/h. Now there's a guy in a wetsuit knocking on the door. And the astronauts inside? Grinning like they just got off a carousel. Sure. Totally realistic...

Somewhere in the world there is a group of government officials in a meeting saying. "Just release it, these retards will believe anything" And they're right.

My HOA is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon