Absolutely Positively Uncertain

@PlanetOfMemes A kitchen sink joke?

I've waited a long time to post this.

@mike__122 @ElectionWiz As many flaws as Paxton has, he should have a much easier time whipping Cornyn that this pole shows.

@ElectionWiz How are 45% of republicans in Texas voting for Cornyn? It shouldn't be that close. Sad that he even has a chance to win.

Texas Senate primary poll: 🔴 Paxton 48% (+3) 🔴 Cornyn (Inc) 45% Hobby house - LV - 5/1

@Ikennect Even the Dairy Queen and Jack in the Box tacos are good 👍🏻

Tacos are an any day treat.😊

@momnbtx @data_republican The best one on the table

@data_republican Liquor 43….little bit of espresso. Yum!

When your SIL is a distiller, it's an honor to taste test and compare liqueurs. Somebody's gotta do it

@KatieMiller @Stat_Woman Yeah stelty, we get it!!!

Charlie Kirk was murdered in broad daylight. President Trump is on his THIRD assassination attempt. I think we fully appreciate how much the left has descended into political violence.

@RealJamesWoods We need a lot more of this all across the country

Taking out the trash…

@yakamozsun_34 “Cole”

Böyle bir bebeğiniz olsa adını ne koyardınız ?

@HowThingsWork_ Amazing. How about the middle one?

A helicopter pilot threads a pilot line through transmission towers, requiring extreme precision to hit every pulley.

@VanCityPaez @Milajoy What if it is true?

@Milajoy 6 years, it's been 6 years, and you are still obsessed with this? He lost, nothing was stolen, nothing was rigged. Just because you keep spewing these lies doesn't make it true. #BeBetter #DoBetter #NoMoreLies

FBI Director Kash Patel says he has obtained PROOF that the 2020 election was STOLEN from Trump We will all find out about it very soon.

@KathleenWinche3 @AllieJade1 And hakeem jeffreys

I’m with you !! They are the worse combo!

@KathleenWinche3 @AllieJade1 So fricking depressing

Can’t they get anything right?

A key to understanding Leftists is the massive disparity between Leftist intent and Leftist outcomes. Big Chief Lizzie Warren and Pete Boot-edge-edge proudly killed the Spirit/JetBlue merger, with the stated intent of maintaining consumer choice and holding down the cost of airline tickets. As a direct result, now Spirit is dead, consumers have fewer choices, prices are higher than ever and ~14,000 people are without jobs. Leftists base their actions on intent, because intent feels good emotionally. Conservatives base their actions on outcomes, because outcomes are a logical basis for decision making. Logic > emotion. We are not the same.

Spectacular feel-good story of the day, maybe the week, maybe the month or year

@TheLucyShow1 @KathleenWinche3 CRIMINAL PROSECUTION

Watching this made my blood boil!! 😡What do you think should happen to that thug kid??

@TheLucyShow1 @KathleenWinche3 A good reminder to keep the liquor under a quart a day when you’re out on the water

I can’t believe grandpa got this on video! A guy is passed out on his boat!! 😳

@lucyshow11 @KathleenWinche3 That was when pizza places still knew how to dice vegetables (nice SMALL pieces of onion, bell pepper, etc.)!!!!!!

Fun facts! 😜 Pizza Hut 🍕 was founded in 1958 in Wichita, Kansas by brothers Dan and Frank Carney with a $600 loan from their mom. (Go Mom! 👏) In the 1960s&70s it exploded with iconic red-roof buildings, trapezoidal windows, checkered tablecloths, and full-service dine-in vibes. It felt like a real destination. By the 80s–90s, the brand shifted hard toward delivery and carryout. 🥹 Many classic locations disappeared or got remodeled. Now part of Yum! Brands, most spots today focus on quick service but those red roofs, stained-glass lamps, and pan pizzas still live in our memories. 😌 Do you have a Pizza Hut memory you want to share?

@alphafox My God—how big would I be otherwise?

Sleeping naked next to your partner helps you lose weight - try it! 😁

This is a brilliant man

@AllieJade1 Especially on S-S-S-Saturday Night

Mine was the Bay City Rollers who were HUGE in Japan!

Something that I don't think became apparent til many years later, was just how big the reach that the Osmond Family had world wide. One of the biggest overseas markets was Japan, who absolutely consumed the bands that would release music to their youth! Does anyone have a foreign import release of an album or single from their favorite teenage band?

@RYboating @Ikennect I thought it was cardy-g, or megen stalebread, or some trashy character of those sorts

You cannot get more arrogant than this! 🙄 "I am one of the 535 most powerful people in this country. and you must respect me!" Hey Jazzy, respect is earned! 😉