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Seems like nobody these days wants to assemble a team of uniquely skilled individuals to pull off a daring heist.

I have retired from football. I have decided to travel the world to see if Ribena tastes the same everywhere. I asked Danny Welbeck if he wanted to retire and join me. He said No.

idolo Mikel Arteta wants to use 22% possession win ur competition.

@WendyKGrant @_chrismane_ @FabrizioRomano @JacobsBen 🤣🤣

@_chrismane_ @FabrizioRomano @JacobsBen The camp is in the US.

🇺🇸 Marcus Rashford, training at Inter Miami training facilities these days. 📈 Rashford, getting ready for the World Cup — while club keeps emerging on international level also for their structures as global hub for players/athletes.

Chad Gable: *unmasks to reveal himself as the OG El Grande Americano* Everyone:

"Dad, what was Marco Reus like?"

At this point prices in The UK are just made up: What do you mean a return train to London is £140? How is a weekend away in England £600? I can go abroad for a week for that! Why is a house that was £700 a month a few years ago now £1500 a month? How is a full tank of fuel now costing more than £100? Why is my car insurance going up every year on the same car with no claims? How is 2 carrier bags of shopping costing me nearly £100? We're honestly done aren't we.

The UK economy is basically: Work hard. Get paid. Pay rent. Pay bills. Do a food shop. Then spend the next three weeks absolutely broke wondering where the fuck your money went.

Paris Saint-Germain parade on! ❤️💙🏆 @PSG_inside 🎥

Had to bring back this banger from last year PSG fist up the Arsenal 🎶 @ExpressionsOOZ @KGthaComedian

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Make sure to pass the hatred of Arsenal to your kids. The culture must continue.

Let me tell you something, supporting your own team brings stress, anxiety, and heartbreak. But hatewatching? It is pure and unadulterated. You lose absolutely nothing if they win, but if they choke, it’s the greatest shot of dopamine known to man. True hate watching isn’t just a feeling, it’s an art

“This is so sad” My honest reaction:

Happy 15 hours to everyone celebrating

whoever first decided that talking to yourself is weird was literally just a hater.

“You’ve got to feel for Arsenal, you’ve got to feel for Mikel Arteta” hahaahahahahahaha no I absolutely don’t

Biggest Global Hatewatch in HISTORY, SUCCESSFUL😭😭😭😭

Top 1 greatest scroll sesh in this apps history…

Dear @ManCity, revoke Micah Richards' ambassadorship. NOW.