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@itchingseason

i identify as a lawnmower

A Humdrum Town Katılım Mart 2018
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NIИ MISC ✯
NIИ MISC ✯@ninmiscstuffs·
David Lynch holding a The Downward Spiral CD
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junkenstein@itchingseason·
@Jenns_rens @motz_87 @Raw_Combat_ I saw a comment on this video somewhere else that the guy trying to break in was in a secret relationship with the male homeowner and that’s why he is acting so weak and pathetic because he thought his big secret was about to come out in front of his wife, can you confirm?
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Jenns_rens@Jenns_rens·
@motz_87 @Raw_Combat_ it isn’t staged i know the man trying to break in I used to live with him in temporary accommodation he’s really messed up in the head
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Raw Combat
Raw Combat@Raw_Combat_·
Man tries to attack homeowners and instantly finds out he picked the wrong house.
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Toby Harnden
Toby Harnden@tobyharnden·
15 years since I was asked by @Telegraph to write a photo caption for a royal kiss and decided to go with something completely different that happened that day
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Harry Eccles
Harry Eccles@Heccles94·
The man arrested was a reform supporter. Perhaps the @Independent might want to be clear about that given we are about to have a local election.
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Katherine Argent
Katherine Argent@effthealgorithm·
Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???
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Parody Nigel Farage
Parody Nigel Farage@Parody_PM·
Who better to speak out for Jewish people than the person accused of antisemitism by over 30 people he went to school with.
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conar@subtoconnorpls·
seriously incredible that they are clearly testing for dementia, and no one around him is brave enough to tell him. but since he can’t help but gloat publicly about everything he keeps revealing it to the world
Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Trump: "I took three cognitive tests. Aced all of them, by the way. I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. I don't think Obama could pass it. The first question is very easy -- it's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say, 'Which one is the bear?'"

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thelefttake@thelefttake·
In Hastings yesterday several Reform UK disruptors showed up to a Green Party rally. One of them was filmed making multiple Nazi salutes. Reform UK are infested with Nazis and antisemites, but the media seemingly aren’t interested in them. Why?
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Parody Nigel Farage
Parody Nigel Farage@Parody_PM·
"Hands up if you took £5 million from a billionaire and didn't declare it because you think the rules don't apply to you"
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Coinvo
Coinvo@Coinvo·
INSANE: 🇺🇸 ICE contract employee David Courvelle reportedly admitted to raping a woman in custody in exchange for letting her see her daughter.
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Financial Times
Reform’s victory in Staffordshire, a rural county in the centre of England, ushered in a new army of councillors. Most had no experience of local government or even each other. Since then, complaints about the behaviour of councillors have rocketed. ft.trib.al/mNnLTCJ
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