Bob Roth

@ThatKevinSmith when you re-release Dogma, could you please include the "Evil is an abstract" scene in the "normal" release? Keep the original as the "theatrical" release, but that scene deserves its due.

@brittlestar With 40 cases of beer and hair like *that*, you know you're dealing with a somebody...

Us Stratford folk don’t mess around

@clarathestudent It's more than the gravitational pull of your fantastic breasts that draws me to you. But, like, that's definitely part of it. *charming smile* Best i got on short notice...

Quick, reply to this with your best pickup line and maybe you'll get a surprise in the dms 😋

@brittlestar Yours is always cold too, huh?

My Mom prolly thinks this feels right

@brittlestar @thatsbette Did you fix her a turkey pot pie?

Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! Thank you for teaching me that the Judd Nelson Breakfast Club fist raise works anywhere @thatsbette

@brittlestar My condolences to you and yours.

A toast to my Uncle Gordon who died yesterday. Rough year for the old guard. We did the toast in Wetherspoon’s. He would heartily approve.

@brittlestar So it's... well... total totality, then? That, uh... that doesn't seem quite right. </BobNewhart>

TRUE TOTALITY! Stupidpocalypse.com

@JewelStaite How did Cotton Eyed Joe break up the engagement, anyway? What kind of influence does a person with the name "Cotton Eyed Joe" wield? Very enigmatic.

@brittlestar Stewart, if you need professional help, you know you can call on me, right? Been wearing one, continually, since the early 90's.

Oh, I could rock a Fanny Pack. In the UK they don’t call them that though. They call them Vagina Panniers.

@brittlestar You should go to a restaurant in Manchester, UK. That'd be my pick, anyway.

I’m in Manchester, UK. Where should I go for dinner? Roy’s Rolls is closed.

@brittlestar Once more, louder, for the people in the back.

If there’s room for profit, there’s room to make public better.

@brittlestar Did... did you steal an NHL jersey??

Fun times!

@brittlestar Fingers crossed, man.

This week’s newsletter will be a little late as I’ve been with my Dad in the ER this morning. I’ll likely write about it. Emotion, like gas, is better out than in.

@RpsAgainstTrump Don't threaten me with a good time.

MAGA influencer Laura Loomer just threatened that If Trump is removed from ballots or if “they” prevent him from being the GOP nominee, she’ll “never vote in another election ever again” and will use her platform to convince millions of other Republicans to do the same.

@brittlestar Perhaps you could add it to the stories roster, alongside the Dune story (sorry, "Cliff")...

@itchscratching That’s exactly how it happened

Irn-Bru has saved my life more than once

@brittlestar You sure? Picture sure looks like you...

This ain’t me.

@brittlestar Well, the "darling" is a little presumptuous... Other than that, however, well put.

HOW TO TELL NEGATIVITY TO F#CK OFF or What To Try When Your Brain Is Being A Dick open.substack.com/pub/brittlesta…

@brittlestar Bold claim and high praise! Definitely puts Langdon Hall on my "must try" list.

@itchscratching Former 😂

Just had the best restaurant experience we’ve had in 18 years at Langdon Hall