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@Heyyitsdiamond @Eazzyy0

@Eazzyy0 Yall are literally piss drinkers.

What If she squirt in your mouth while you giving her head😭?????

@dedmanwalkin_ @JozuJoestarr

@JozuJoestarr You niggas late to the party, she been pretty since Disney 🙂‍↕️

hold on

@wyahk @wyabraylen found the nissan altima driver

@wyabraylen real niggas speed and go flying through

this mf driving on the moon

@AlexaProtogen @__junkfox__ they asked how it was done and you didn't tell them because you thought everybody knew? but then you said you wish you could tell them as if you also didn't know how it was done lol none of that makes any sense man my head hurts just thinking about this interaction 💀

@ithacant @__junkfox__ I mean I feel like everyone knows about the drags and awd thing including how broken they are now in fh6. Idk I just didn't think about it as it was 4 in the morning when I sent that photo brother 😭

is there any other cars in forza that you can downgrade to a lesser spec

@fujiwaratomi @hjwakerley torn between a fozzy sti and legnum vr4

@hjwakerley AWD A lot of space Turbocharged Fantastic handling 6 speed manual A lot of fun

You get one car for the rest of your life. It has to do everything. Commute, road trips, holidays, mega mileage… all of it. No swapping. No second car. What are you choosing? And why. I’ll start.

@AlexaProtogen @__junkfox__ lol then why not tell them! x.com/alexaprotogen/…

@ithacant @__junkfox__ Oh I know lmao

@the_halfdane oh no the general public isn't responding to the public viewing of the movie the way that i want them to. if they don't start behaving exactly how i expect them to i'm going to get very angry

Obsession was a certified 5 stars but so many people in the theater were laughing at parts that were so terrifyingly real that it made me angry.

@Swerveinmone that crossover step fake had me on the fucking ground

knowing the full context of this scene is sickening as fuck man

@__junkfox__ @AlexaProtogen getting high spec cars and bending them into lower specs has been a hobby of mine since motorsport 3. in horizon this is most easily done by converting to awd with drag/offroad tires and forza aero, then fine tuning the wheel and tire sizes, offsets, transmission, and suspension

@AlexaProtogen not quite wat i mean but how do u even do that thats fucked

@OatmealMarble @cosyposter if that's the price i pay then so be it

@cosyposter even one family of beavers can spread enough feces-borne parasites in a pretty sizeable pond to give you giardiasis the first time you swim in it

@TBJ_1613 @jeracerx same legend that's been wreaking havoc since motorsport 2

@jeracerx You mean… *THE* M. Rossi from Forza Motorsport 6???

I'm probably not getting Horizon 6, but they talking about Bowie Knife99 like how we used to talk about M. Rossi

@lizibunn when i worked as a software engineer for a defense contractor i decrypted the executives' passwords and found that the fucking vice president's password was Password1234

is every single worker’s password abc123 now or whys everything getting leaked 😭😭😭

@BeefcakeDillon dawg fr x.com/spinechilll/st…

Underbutt might be the goat tbh

@Sylvester334_3D @DeltyThe73rd

@ithacant @DeltyThe73rd Surprised I had to scroll so far to find a fellow soul who knows about him.

Forza gotta be the only racing game I know with an active villain in the online community because wtf

@UsingLyft excellent. now when he backspaces show the option he's looking for but quickly take it away if he backspaces again

He’s typing in a search bar, quick show him the search option he’s looking for. Perfect. He typed the next letter that is also the next letter in the option we just showed him so take that option away and show him an option that doesn’t match at all

@ribbitthehog @HakureiRyan yeah the fast food wages for the corporate execs you fucking chode

@HakureiRyan Yes, but fast food wages were much lower then too. Inflation is a b**** but it isn't as though most wages haven't ridden upward with it.

"Buying lunch out every day was never affordable" Bitch just 15 years ago $5 worth of fast food could feed you for an entire workweek. That's less than 1 hour of minimum wage pay by the way! Boomers are desperate for us to forget that at one point fast food was price competitive with cooking at home. In fact this strat right here likely came in under the per-meal cost of anything you could make at home for the same amount of calories and fillingness. Remember, these used to be bigger, they have shrinkflated in addition to becoming more expensive.

@cy1nus i tick eat those

real mfs like me would tank this btw

@BuddyNoLove my cia agent when he's only an hour into his shift and he sees me going for the lotion and tissues again

BREAKING: Water is wet

@RyanWal5403 @vers_laLune telling everyone i'm evolving the next time i crash out

@vers_laLune Men usually reinvent themselves every 5 or so years It’s called evolution

most 29-35 yo have to start over again. its part of the game