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@JamesMac_Fit The only way to control screen time is controlling the person the kids spend more time with Mama, aunty, shosh, you. Y'all can't be on gadgets all time and expect kid act differently

@katiwa_ Aambie @KhalifKairo amuonyeshe moves za kuslide down🤣

I am ashamed to be in a country where this boy by the name Kimani Kuria is the Chair of the Finance Committee! In a serious country, this is not a leader to put a single sign on behalf of Kenyans. Don't we deserve better? #FinanceBill2026 #RejectFinanceBill2026 #RutoMustGo #OccupyParliament

@katiwa_ Ana dance aje Sasa... Akae afanye chenye anafas kufanya. Aache kudance kama munyongoro

@_Sakko Kako fiti

Hapa Kw Lupita naye Profesa alizaaa kifaa buana . How can a babe be so fine !

@Kabugo_ Wewe nikama unafanyia kra Kasi. Unataka watu waseme ndio wanafanya then pap update mpesa, bank, nyumba na gari imenaswa as people are living a double life put here for survival purposes....spies every where including you 🤣🤣

There are some workplaces where employees park their private cars away from the parking yard and get Uber for the last 500 meters... to avoid the boss knowing that they're well off.

@IAMRAPCHA Wamathende 🤣🤣

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Hi I'm lynet from Komarock I lost my kids date 13 may 2026 please 🙏 who ever see them please call me on these number 0726096432 name ,precious and Zennel

@4Real_KE We need mechanics and spare parts all over Kenya. Major cities to start

I am not a fan of electric cars, but the truth is, they are here to stay. Whether I like them or not will not change a thing cause you can't stop an idea whose time has come. I am dedicating much of my time to understanding them fully in a more professional way while still enjoying my fossil powered jalopies.

@georgediano Nyakoina 🤣🤣

This is Mercy Masai. She is allegedly one of the side hens receiving high voltage electricity from horizontal engineer himself, Sudi. Mercy recently changed her mode of dressing and lifestyle before announcing her Women Rep bid in Kajiado County. Her qualifications and manifesto remain unknown to the public, but she claims she is ripe enough to be accommodated in the corridors of power. Only Sudi & Yehova Wanyonyi knows exactly which position in the corridor she qualifies for. Mercy now joins the growing list of socialites showing interest in the Women Rep seat, a position that has previously attracted Mumus like Nyakoina Nyamu. Some of these women have been showing us Kata Kundus in HD but today, since they're interested in Political seats, they now dress like Martha Karua trying to cover their immorality. Women Rep seat has become one of the most useless position that's wasting taxpayers money. 80% of women in parliament are high end prostitutes & are just there to satisfy Waheshimiwa’s sexual desires. But kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu. Tupatane kwa debe!!👀

@georgediano The other day in this bird app it was mentioned women now lead in masturbating/ watching porn. Are women affected same way?

When you masturbate, you're not releasing tension. You're releasing potential. Every time you choose the easy release, you tell your brain 'I don't need to become that man yet.' But the man you're supposed to become is waiting. And he's getting impatient.

@ItsGregy_ Weeeh bwana umesema ebony ndio shida 😏

Yaani 150k saved in a mmf gives you 28-30 bob daily, that's like 900 bob per month. Sisi wakulima wadogo ni wapi sasa tutaomokea . Pale Nairobi Stock Exchange pia tunaona moto, red graphs tangu January. 15k invested sahii ni 13k, 2k imepotelea Kwa hewa. I blame fat black women

@NyakundiReport Let's boycott @ArtcaffeKenya .is HR a woman 😞 Also @JavaCoffeeCo time for you to revamp and take advantage of your competitor who is sleeping on the job. @Mugg_and_Bean do something.@Starbucks welcome to Kenya but treat employees professionally and humane.

Hello Nyakundi, Please hide my identity. I am a staff member at Artcaffé, and we are really suffering under the current management conditions at the branch. First, last week our PHs, off days, and leave days were deducted simply because of the matatu strike, something that was completely beyond our control as employees. It is unfair for management to punish staff for a nationwide transport crisis that affected everyone. Secondly, the transport situation for staff working late shifts is becoming dangerous. Imagine the staff van arriving at the branch around 1:40 AM, then dropping employees along the highway at around 2 AM and leaving everyone to figure out how to get home safely on their own. This is not secure at all, especially for staff members going home at such hours. The worst issue is the “FUNGA FUNGUA” shifts. Right now it is around 3 AM and I have just come from the PM shift, yet I am expected to wake up again at 4 AM to prepare and report back to work. We barely get any sleep. You enter the next shift already exhausted and sleepy, which is extremely risky especially in a busy restaurant environment where mistakes and accidents can easily happen because of fatigue. We are mentally and physically drained. Some of us cannot even sleep properly because by the time you reach home, it is already time to prepare for the next shift again. This is not healthy and it is affecting staff wellbeing badly. Another major issue is staff meals. There is no proper breakfast and sometimes no lunch at all, yet employees are expected to work long exhausting hours. Nobody seems concerned about staff welfare anymore. Please let this reach HR because workers are really suffering. We are asking management to listen to staff concerns and improve these working conditions before things get worse.

@barrack_gumba @georgediano Gosh what kind of chicks are you dating..🤣 bro, if they smell, run... very fast... Hata nywele, wig, or wateva is on her head smells funny damp her immediately

I don't know how to put this but there's this bunch of ladies, they are just healthy with no UTIs or Hantavirus but just a small sweat, they produce dandora-like choking pungent smell. Some even have that smell immediately after taking shower and I wonder how that happens. The smell is usual universal for such ladies. For example, if Nkiro has it, the smell is the same with that of Mary Kwamboka etc etc. Shida hukuaga nini bana?

Personal hygiene should be paramount, especially for a lady. In this day and age, we still have women who smell down there. I don't know if it's ignorance or if they simply don't realize that they smell. Especially these women who smoke shisha & cigarettes. Bad bad news!!!

@amerix Ever considered writing a book of cases/ stories you have been told by men or seen? Similar to @JoanThatiah confessions if nrb men... Many have read her books over and over again and get energy to move on instead of giving up

A man can be seated next to you, smelling of perfume, polished shoes, clean shirt, and inside him there is a whole funeral service happening.

@iLevelMurals @polo_kimanii Post hapo jiji.

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Kuna wale Jamaa Hupanda juu ya tyre kwa barabara pale Kileleshwa,nilipatia mmoja mia last week but now I am regretting it. Hiyo mia ingenisaidia sana sahii sina ata hamsini jameni. Na alikua jaba. Siet! I have become a bladifakin person

@polo_kimanii You mean hujanunua sabuni ya kuoga UpTo now? Paste namba Sasa tupaste ya omo, baking powder ya makwapa na Vaseline ya ......

@ItsNyagah @kamauwaruhiu Mzae 🤣

@kamauwaruhiu Im sure you don't have a mother that has almost died fighting for you. We understand the tears of a mother. Still, we are not that full to spend 4 million in a house. Maybe 1 m then we invest the 3 m. Unaelewa mzee? Ni mzee ama msee?

I just made 4 million shillings in a one in a life time opportunity, what do I do with the money ? Millennial : Go and build you mother a house ,and then live on her prayers .

@Joanwg9s8 As you age you realize life decisions affect you and you only. Wacha mambo ya I yam married. The fact uko hapa you have already contemplated it . Do it na utume ya kachai hizi sides

Nko stressed. My current salary is Ksh 32k, My male boss is hiring a manager ,but he as asked me whether am interested. The salary will be raised to Ksh 95kBut he's insisted that lazima tulale ndio nipate hiyo promotion,I am married with 1 kid. Sijui nimeshindwa what to do.

@kamauwaruhiu But do they need healing when they don't even realize it's a problem... Either way they okay and contented and happy with it .. why change something that's not bothering you... Anyway the description is very true

You can easily tell the people who had supportive parents growing up. These people never go anywhere alone. If you happen to be their friend, they’ll drag you through their whole life: “Take me to see my grandfather. Take me to see my aunt. Take me to see my father’s dog.” Their whole life is full of events. Now, those who had unsupportive parents will never ask you to take them anywhere. You’ll just hear random news mid-conversation: “Aaaah, sorry I didn't come yesterday, I was at a funeral . My father died.” 😨😨 Why? Because they’re used to doing life alone from an early age. They never ask for help, and when they do, it hurts inside. These people self-isolate and live like leopards—they only leave footprints at night. There’s no real healing from that kind of programming.

@_sakity_ @polo_kimanii Be nice 🤣🤣🤣

@polo_kimanii Kwani tumekosa kuoga mara ngapi na bado tuka survive

But Some of you are panicking too much. Yet You’re going to be just fine,just keep your head up. Kwani sisi tumefutwo kazi mara ngapi? Tumekua karibu kurudi ocha mara ngapi? Tumeambiwa mara ngapi we will never amount to anything because we look hopeless? Bwana some of these things you just take them easy. Stop running around and breathe, and also Relax,You’re not going to die. Jobs will come and they will go. You will meet new people and the ones you think you can’t live without now,will be nothing but fading memories. Maisha bado mrefu sana.