Tompkins 🏴‍☠️

I have decided that an entire summer sausage log is snack-sized.

@KulasanM I don't anything about the brand, but charcoal is great for smoking and bbqing! Throw some hickory or cherry wood in with the charcoal to add some good flavor too

背中を押してくれたアメリカBBQ兄貴たち、日本で買えるこれで大丈夫かい？ Royal Gourmet CC1830SC チャコールグリル オフセットスモーカー カバー付き 810平方インチ ブラック アウトドア キャンプ amzn.asia/d/02rVQvL6 #Amazon

@_mifune_707 What do you want to know?

アメリカニキに質問したら答えてくれるついったーになったのか…？

@Mountain_Create It runs anywhere from 800-1200 yen per round to shoot. On top of the gun running anywhere from 2.39million yen to 3.18 million yen

@itompkins 私の投稿にコメントしてくれたみんな揃って「撃ちてぇけど金がねぇ」って嘆いてるのをみてこの銃の恐ろしさと神々しさを感じたよ…

アメリカ人、バレットライフル好きすぎない??? あんなに反応貰えるとは思わなかった…笑

@m_takewaka Civil war, no. But there are different kinds of BBQ

My American friends, I'm facing a major problem here. When I say I want to eat American BBQ, some Americans say, "come to Texas," others say, "come to South Carolina," and still others say, "come to Missouri." I'm confused. Are you guys going to start a BBQ civil war?

@pika_nekopanda I don't know about others but no i don't. I am awake at 4:30am and am at work at 6am. It is too early to eat breakfast at 4:30am

日本では朝食を食べない割合が20代を中心に高いんだけど、アメリカはどうなのかな？やっぱりみんな朝食は食べてる？🍙

@AiPinfu2003 No I don't think we will. In WWII Japan touched our boats and learned that was a bad idea. But after that, we became good friends. Why would we fight?

今はアメリカと日本がXで仲良く交流してるけど、いつか喧嘩を始めるんだろう。 人は過ちを繰り返すからね。 この平和がずっと続けばいいのに。

@pirooooon3 If we are being accurate (not politically accurate) Taiwan is China (the OG China) But in current politics yes Taiwan is an sovereign country and recognized as such by the USA

アメリカ人に聞きたい 台湾は中国の一部ですか？ 台湾は独立国ですか？

@akevittnvg You understand when you go to a bucees

アメリカ人の赤い野球帽を被ったビーバーへの信頼の高さは異常笑

@nanshisweets We do. (Usually with whipped cream on top)

日本語の投稿がアメリカの人に翻訳なしで届くようになったって本当ですか！？みなさん、サンクスギビングデーに本当にパンプキンパイを食べているのか、日本語で質問できるってことですか！？

@Cpt_TAKAHASHI Sometimes the best BBQ is the simplest.

アメリカ南部のアニキ達。 あんたらに憧れて成人して始めて自分でやったグリルだ。 当時の俺にはこれが精一杯だったけど最高だったよ。 いつか俺もテキサスに行って5ポンドの肉を食って50calの銃を撃ってみたいよ。

@Takumi_KOU_IJN Ah sweets. For ice cream you will want to investigate Tillamook ice cream, from Tillamook, Or. For donuts, you will want to investigate voodoo donuts.

アメリカのBBQばっか流れてくるけど俺はアメリカのスイーツとか知りたいわ。デカいアイスとかデカいドーナツとか。

@pirooooon3 Do you need a gun, no. But the gun is to America as the katana is to Japan.

銃いるの？ アメリカ怖😱

@AiPinfu2003 America has a unique sense of humor. Also agreed, poo jokes are just as hilarious 😂

チンポネタでアメリカでバズってしまった…

GM…

@RobeltDora Agreed. But as with any good friendship, you can attach a gun to a sword, and you can put a sword on a gun.

アメリカが銃だってんなら日本は刀だろう。

@TheAngeryAmeric I swear today is just a week from hell

It's Monday all damn day. One of the bucket trucks blew out a cylinder on the boom. So it's being repaired. Now, my truck won't start. Batteries are good. Last time this happened it was the chip in the key. Tried two keys, no go. So, it's waiting on a tow truck to get it into the shop! I hate Monday's!

@NixAshes 🤔why don't all four of them just sit down in the seats behind them?

Grandma. If she doesn't need it she'll offer it to the preggo lady. The other two can fuck off. (I say, having been both of them.)