Andy Gray

@tapedrone @Glinner @AppleMusic @lovefrom_co Moving over to Mac from PC seemed like a good idea. I used to have a MacBook Pro about 10yrs ago but struggled with some of the PC software I needed for 3D work. Moved over to Mac again & every file has meta data for the date of transfer, not historical info from years back 💁😂

@itsMaurora @Glinner @AppleMusic @lovefrom_co p.s. & don't get me started on iCloud Drive. Been using it intensively in a professional setting the past 4 months for some media work, it's a catastrophe that we're never using again. Throttled transfers, forgetting to sync, shambolic sharing credentials, ignoring file meta etc

By the way recently I tried to switch over to Apple Music because someone told me the sound quality was better than Spotify. And while I'm not a big stereonerd I do prefer to hear the music the way the artist wants it to be heard. So I switched over only to discover the UI is STILL a complete fucking mess. We used to joke about how it was Steve Jobs' revenge on music and maybe it was, but now he's out of the picture, maybe someone could fix it? Why are we still buying Apple products if they're not improving basic services like that? I'm sure even Jobs would finally agree with the basic wisdom of that.

@antmiddleton You mean like the 4” bulletproof glass on the popemobile? There are questions…

London is completely safe people… Within Khans walking armoury, bomb proof Range Rover, three security details and heavily guarded residence. Someone fire this liar! Khan and Starmer accepting the Kings shilling!

@peterrhague This is the best thought after ‘are we the baddies?’ - youtu.be/co_DNpTMKXk?si…

Having scientists debate Moon landing deniers is a waste of time - if they were receptive to scientific facts, they wouldn't be deniers. Sending comedians is a better solution: "Well, to start with of course, we'll have to build a massive rocket..."

@JamesMelville FFS. Carbon captured idiots.

No shit, Sherlock… Natural carbon capture machines. 🌳 🌳 🌳 🌳

@RupertLowe10 @RupertLowe10 - take a deep dive into the 1000’s of hours of online gaming day and night. Look @ public Steam acc’s etc and you’ll see those who spend their lives online when they could be working. It’s not surveillance, it’s a kindness. Help ppl break free and gain independence

A very fair piece in the Daily Mail today discussing Restore... This extract sums our party up quite well, really. "Now, judging by Restore's membership figures, some believe they may have a new option in a party pledging the mass deportation of every illegal migrant, stripping benefits from healthy Britons who refuse to work as well as from non-British nationals, abolishing inheritance tax and even proposing a referendum on the death penalty." I'd like to make one correction in this paragraph though... "This week, Lowe reported that Restore, after less than two months, was already Britain's fourth-largest party, with 123,000 members - surpassing the Tories on 113,000, and more than double Lib Dems membership." The Restore Britain membership is now well over 125,000. Have a great Saturday!

@TheoVon @joerogan @TheoVon the on ramp is fucking huge. It’s a merry go round with no exit strategy. Titrate down over three months on your own and ignore the fucking ‘professionals’. If you can beat cocaine addiction you can safely ween yourself off SSRI’s. Come join the love & pain, brother x

People are taking stuff out of context and thats not fair. Joe and i were having a convo abt getting off antidepressants prior and this is after that. Joe has been supportive on and off mic abt my well-being, like any friend would, and im grateful. Thanks @joerogan for having me

@AlanMullett @TheAliceSmith 8.5/10 I had to mark you down for the eggs 😂

@TheAliceSmith They'll be after our black pudding next. Rise up, oh men of England, while you can still eat a proper breakfast.

How well is your pattern recognition functioning today?

@DavidFischer The first arcade game that was £1 a go - daylight robbery but the first ‘holographic’ game I ever played. It was super cool but also shite at the same time 😂

Be honest: who is old enough to say they played this?

@LeeHurstComic Lost Boy a 2026 remake about vampires…

This is class. 😁⬇️

@LeeHurstComic Lord of the Ring… No wait, that one already exists 😂

Isn't it great that we got rid of all the perverts onto bluesky so the Japanese had a nice first experience of English-speaking Twitter?

@sharrond62 Get up at 5am every morning, swim a few KM to stay trim? ;) joking aside. Supermarkets, if you look with the right eyes have very little real food in them. Learn to cook, use real/simple ingredients. Eat bread and cake if you bake it. Stop eating convenience junk or you’ll suffer

Sad to see the demise of Cadbury’s but once bought by the U.S. it was inevitable… check out how much of this stuff is used in their diets, and processed foods. Eat old fashioned. Don’t eat late. Cut out empty calories. Move more! Three months to make or break habits

@davidkurten Moved to a Cotswold town 12 months ago and reluctantly paid £4 for a coffee for the first time 😔 I went to a local pub and paid £6.40 for a pint of bog standard @TimothyTaylors Landord… Modern Britain is broken. It’s not the cafe’s fault - taxes and business rates are to blame.

Is it just me, or does £7.50 for a coffee and a croissant in a cafe seem extortionate?

There weren't many films that affected me more. The sequel was a boring kick in the teeth.

@Glinner Wait until they remake Withnail & I 😂 I saw there was also a new Spinal Tap movie, which I haven’t bothered to watch. At least @MelBrooks was honest with SpaceBalls2 - The Search for More Money 🙌❤️ (legend)

@JohnCleese @DouglasKMurray critical thinker vs maximum bouffance to compensate for the lack of cranial space where the joined up thinking happens…?

When the BBC interviews someone as well-informed and intelligent as Douglas Murray, they should find someone well-informed and intelligent to do it Not some clown like this He is very stupid But perhaps the BBC hadn't noticed

@LairdSummerisle @LeeHurstComic ‘What’s all this?! We’ll have no trouble here… This is a national government for local people.”

@LeeHurstComic "Despite the disappointing election results, the challenges facing working families—the cost of living, the crisis in our NHS, the insecurity in our communities—have not gone away. I will continue to build the foundations for prosperity and deliver for working people."

What do you think Keir Starmer’s reply will be if Labour gets destroyed on 7th May?

@redpillb0t BBB - Bullshit Baffles Brains

Former New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern says free speech is a weapon of war, and censorship is necessary to protect free speech.

@BasilTheGreat Bring back national service

They BROKE the BARRIER because they couldn't wait for it to open If being British is just a values thing like 'queuing' then how are these people British?