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BREAKING: The Texas televangelist who claimed God is using the Iran War to begin the Biblical Apocalypse and Rapture up all the Christians to Heaven on Trump's birthday this June 14th because Trump is the "2nd Messiah" just got arrested for cooking meth in his church basement.

@OhMyItsAlly He lived? Damn.

That racist prick cheddar bob’d himself?!?🤣🤣🤣🤣

@WorldTravelerJB @invis4yo No they weren't. Stop trying to paint a narrative that isn't true.

Such idiocy: a BAILOUT was procured from NYS, meaning MANY middle class people who have nothing to do with this insanity, were hurt. The wealthy were hurt, the middle class were hurt, and the poor are no better off. The budget will NOT be balanced going forward, and the city will continue to decline in horrible ways, both economically and in terms of safety. All you idiotic commie leftards do is look at static moments in time, without ANY understanding of wealth creation and destruction, and without ANY perspective of what is happening OVER TIME. Lying, ignorant retards.

Mamdani taxed the rich and it literally fixed everything. Which is why the rich are so scared of him

@mavsmarie Ken Paxton had HEB turn on his office. They would send a holiday cake every year to that state office for staff, but he was stealing them and taking them home. When HEB found out, they stopped sending them. Ken Paxton has many layers to him being an absolute piece of shit.

It’s hilarious how they’re attacking Talarico with full force right after Obama comes out to support him. Also! The fact it’s coming from the Governor & not even the 2 Republicans running. These attacks from the TX GOP come off as them scared bc their two nominees suck ass

lol the same shithead Texas republicans that are feigning outrage from Talarico's taco order are the same that are perfectly fine with their comb over cult leader eating a NY slice of pizza with a fork and knife. But you know, well spun narratives, blah blah blah...

fox26houston.com/news/north-hou… It's been damn near a year since he killed his mother in cold blood and the family is wondering when there will be justice. (She was my wife's cousin, her best friend)

@ComradeTexan What a stupid fucking person.

Conservative purchased bot try not to be obvious challenge. impossible

@littlelostsunny @ComradeTexan "IF" That's what happened in 2024.

@ComradeTexan That’s the problem. Despite their being so many ways to do it. Still hard to get them to cast it.

@littlelostsunny If we can get all these little shits to vote in Nov....

The craziest thing about gas prices going up from $2.89 to $4.50 in the US in just 6 weeks is that Donald Trump raped a 13 year old girl.

@The_Reliant 24 hours until draft. It's all about optics for the sake of optics.

Every GM should be calling about trading up and trading down. Helps you dig for info, set up lines of communication, smokescreens, etc…

@Dougie_AXP @thecorpmex The only real difference is property values themselves. I would rather live in CA, but housing is much cheaper in TX, even in Austin (most expensive city in the state). Don't let the state income tax fool you.

@thecorpmex It took me all of one year living in Texas after moving from Pennsylvania all of my life to see that I gained nothing from the no income tax bs. Even more so after I bought a home. Home and property insurance are insane here too but mostly because I’m in a gulf county

My Dad called this baloney decades ago. He would visit me from CA & I would chirp this line at him. He did a deep dive on my groceries, natural gas, water, electricity & property taxes, etc and showed me that he paid less in overall costs.

lol They're calling Kash Patel "J. Edgar Boozer"

@RichOToole Also, let me know what part of town you're in, and I'll throw some more suggestions your way

@RichOToole Lichas.

Where should I eat lunch at in Austin?

"President Trump, I know the Vatican has been critical of your policies...but you have to remember, at the end of the day, you and the Catholic church, both historically care deeply about the same thing...covering up sex scandals" - Jon Stewart

@ComradeTexan And they will blame Biden and the evil Dems.

Gas jumping up 1.00-1.50 per gallon over the next couple days is going to do wonders for the GOPs approval

@MastheAce25 @sondraa Fuckin weirdo. boobs and baseball is a winning combo.

@sondraa Dude hates baseball and boobs apparently

Bro thinks he’s him @sondraa

@MikeDro_ @3YearLetterman @sondraa And saves you from her giving you crabs

@3YearLetterman @sondraa That is permissible, she never lettered in shit

New generation of men bragging that women don’t want to interact with them, it’s over

@RichOToole Veracruz All Natural Paco's Cuantos Taco Haus Suerte Tacos Mana Camino Real Tacos El Charly Rosita al Pastor Juan in a Million There's 10 places that are better in the city alone.

@RichOToole Taco Deli is fucking nasty.

Let’s slow down here. It’s a solid breakfast taco but not top 5 in the country lol