Patrick Holbert

My homie @itsPatrickH expects too much from his family during road trips. Be better than Patrick this holiday season.

@GastorAlmonte that job is recession proof!

No turning back now for @itsPatrickH ​⁠and I. We’ve already planned out our life after comedy. Hopefully Walmart will bring us in at 65.

If the New York Comedy Festival had too much pants for you, try this next Thursday! #NYCF20 with @MadeleinMurphy @bossy_dawsey @TheHolberReport @KidJersh @Amitrani717 @jadslay @cactus_frankie eventbrite.com/e/the-naked-co…

Am I still a snob if my opinion is right? Yall tell me. W/ @TheHolberReport on #WHASFT

I can’t co-sign kissing your dogs on the mouth. Love your pets - but there’s a line. @TheHolberReport comes close to crossing it.

The context determines if it’s a happy moment or a sad moment. W/ @TheHolberReport

I couldn’t go on living a lie. Talking w/ @TheHolberReport on #WHASFT

I’ll work on new jokes anywhere that has lumbar support. #standup #comedy #podcast #brooklyn w/ @GastorAlmonte

Sometimes a rough week makes you consider moving to a small town in Florida w/@TheHolberReport

Comedy this week: Weds 10/16 @andiamonj in Haworth, NJ starring Kris Shaw @mikekeeganlol @TheHolberReport Tix 201-384-1551. #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #comedyshow #comedynight #dinnerandshow #liveentertainment #nightout #datenight #girlsnightout #haworthnj #dumontnj

Sometimes your wife is a comedy show producer and doesn’t know it. From the latest #WHASFT w/@TheHolberReport & @GastorAlmonte

I made a film about my friend, comedian @Tom_Dustin I think it’s very good and very funny. It features a lot of his killer stand up and some great stories. It’s also quite poignant. I’m excited for folks to see it. We’re doing a NYC premiere October 10th. Get your tickets now. It’s a small theater and will sell out.

I told @TheHolberReport the key to focusing on family time while on vacation on the latest #WHASFT

Which Disney prince tells your story? Find out which one speaks to Me on the latest #WHASFT w/@TheHolberReport

THIS FRIDAY! no fit checks on The Naked Comedy Show! 8pm @silkyjumbo @TheHolberReport @bridgetmfoley @jameskingcomedy & Julia Desmond 10pm @DylanAdler6 @DwayneCullen @hipsoccermom_ Hanna Gerlander & Camille Roberts eventbrite.com/e/the-naked-co…

Exploring the Hudson River w/ @TheHolberReport on the latest #WHASFT Always learning #encyclopedia

How responsible is my 23 year old brother? I trust him - but only so much. #kicks #WHASFT

New Yorkers live to test the limits of what “pets allowed” means.

Kitchen Nightmares: Toddler Edition #funny #standup #comedy #podcast #montessori #toddler