reach heaven by violence

@GoldDingleberry @InterviewMag @AdamFriedland what do you mean adam shitting his pants was 5 years ago that can’t be right

@InterviewMag @AdamFriedland x.com/AdamFriedland/…

Former Cum Town host @AdamFriedland has reinvented himself as a Dick Cavett-style interviewer, equal parts curious and chaotic. When we asked him who he’d like to speak to for our Spring issue, his only direction was it had to be a talk show legend. So we introduced him to Maury Povich.

@JPL0575 @APostOfPositive @UnfortunateMLB and when was the image created? maybe, perhaps, preceding the unfortunate event? unless you think the account manager is fucking Nostradamus and is attempting to predict unfortunate events.

@itsRatooo @APostOfPositive @UnfortunateMLB It says precedes, which would make sense IF it was done yesterday before it happened, yet it wasn’t. Maybe crack open dictionary.

@JPL0575 @APostOfPositive @UnfortunateMLB brother read the account name lmao

@APostOfPositive @UnfortunateMLB Yet it was posted 2hrs ago, so they’re wrong.

@ValidFratDude @yuki111888 @uncledoomer it’s actually 35 that you can quit by and see nearly all reduction in cancer risks, so he’s got another decade.

@yuki111888 @uncledoomer If you’re under 25 quit now and your lungs will repair themselves if you’re over 25 don’t bother stopping and just pray

lmao no refunds

mariners fans don’t even try to defend dan wilson’s bullpen management in one run games they just look at the tv like this

[GUY WHOSE TEAM WILL MISS THE POSTSEASON BY ONE GAME IN SIX MONTHS] "It's a long season in baseball, you can't stress yourself over winning or losing a game in March."

Hail. Yeah.

@roberttheartis2 @JamesGesner @IGN for the second time even! it was brought to netflix and there was hopes that they might pick it up if it became popular enough but Taslim confirmed no, it won’t be continued.

@itsRatooo @JamesGesner @IGN Wait. It was cancelled?!!!!

This new martial arts thriller starring Xie Miao and Joe Taslim looks insane. Watch the exclusive trailer for The Furious:

@JamesGesner @IGN criminal that Warrior won’t get its fourth season.

@IGN Joe was great on Warrior and in The Night Comes for Us, always a consistent performer in his films and shows.

@Ca5torTr0y @PaulTassi @Aztecross yeah just because you can, in theory, kill these guys with lower tier gear doesn’t mean you will or would want to run into them often. ranked gives them a place to go so I can collect my two rods in Maintenance in peace. (there is no peace on Marsh)

@PaulTassi I think @Aztecross has it dead-on that ranked should be throughout the week with these more raid-like maps on the weekends. I appreciate them leaning into the difficulty, but if it turns toxic because the sweaties are just wiping every lobby, it will truly leave only hardcore.

reallllllly curious how the week will go with all these guys on the normal maps now compared to everyone else

@durandana_rsnk @voidsentflame i haven’t been able to play a ton so i’m still on that one, it’s absolutely miserable. if Maintenance is that hot i dread how active the other POIs get.

@voidsentflame That Traxus ‘find two rods on Maintenance’ contract still haunts me. It’s not particularly hard in solo, but playing with a friend with the same contract is very painful and you keep getting kicked in the balls in that building. Spiritually evil building

whose bright idea on the marathon team was it to put most of the priority contracts on dire marsh bro i just wanna have a little chat (WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)

SEC Saturday at Dudy Noble Field

@StellaNoxEclair Umbrella Corps

HELLO

@nathanzferguson @Wario64 pressed R and lost 20 rounds, thanks buddy.

@Wario64 Press R to pay respects

Counter-Strike 2 update: reloading has been redesigned to discard all of its remaining ammo in a used magazine store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/v…

Marathon's unique ranked system can be a lot to understand when you're new to it. We've prepared a resource to help you get used to figuring out score targets, loss penalties, and more.

@RiseOfBacon @MacticsG1 yeah I fear I’m far too dumb to be of any use so it feels way less interactive than trying to solve a raid day one. it’s very cool and I’m sure the youtube video on it that someone makes will be great.

@MacticsG1 If I’m honest I’m not interested because it gets funnelled to Discords and certain channels and they take it over No beef with that, best way to go about it but if there’s nothing to really contribute you just have to wait for it to be over I am killing all the robots now 👌🏼

I wish this marathon ARG had more in game impact or events as part of solving the steps It feels a lot less immersive than other ARGs we have had in the past like corridors or chesstiny and as a result I think people arent nearly as interested in it

Things I’d rather do to myself than watch Aaron Judge take clutch AB’s for the team I root forever again: - Waterboarding / controlled drowning - strappado (arms tied behind back and hoisted, dislocating shoulders) - Palestinian hanging / reverse strappado - Stress positions (long-term forced standing, “shabeh”, “tiger chair”) - Forced prolonged squatting with arms extended or bound - “Parrot’s perch” suspension - The rack (medieval joint hyperextension & dislocation) - Judas cradle / “cynocéphale” - Pear of anguish / oral, rectal or vaginal expanding device - Breast ripper / iron spider - Rat torture (container + heat or incision → rats eat through body) - Scaphism (being trapped between boats, force-fed milk & honey, left for insects) - Lingchi (“death by a thousand cuts” / slow slicing) - Bamboo torture (person tied over growing bamboo shoots) - Flaying (removal of skin while alive) - Breaking wheel / Catherine wheel - Boiling / immersion in heated oil, water or pitch - Burning at the stake - Hot pincers / branding irons applied repeatedly - Falanga / bastinado (systematic beating of the soles) - Electric shocks (to genitals, tongue, nipples, rectum, ear canals) - Sexual electrocution / cattle prod to genitals - Forced insertion of objects (bottles, truncheons, live eels, etc.) - Genital mutilation with blades or crushing instruments - “Telephono” (hard slaps simultaneously to both ears → burst eardrums) - Dry submarino (suffocation with plastic bag) - Wet submarino (head repeatedly forced into water or excrement) - “La bañera” (head held underwater in filthy liquid) - Mock execution (gun to head, no bullet / simulated hanging) - Prolonged sleep deprivation (days to weeks) - White noise / sensory bombardment - Phototherapy torture (constant blinding lights) - Forced feeding through nasal tube (sometimes with rancid food) - Denial of water to the point of organ damage - “Dry beating” (severe internal injury without visible marks) - Suspension by wrists or ankles for days - “ crucifixion” tying (prolonged arms-out crucifixion position) - Chemical burns (acid, bleach, chili extract on mucous membranes) - Chili paste / pepper spray applied to genitals & eyes - Dog attacks / trained dogs used to maul - Being locked in confined space with large numbers of insects - Being locked in pitch-black isolation box (“coffin cell”) for weeks - Being forced to stand / sit on broken glass or sharp stones - Removal of fingernails / toenails with pliers - Extraction of teeth without anesthesia - Cutting / partial amputation of fingers, ears, nose - Enforced witnessing of torture / execution of family members

@brutaka3 @StellaNoxEclair credit where credit’s due x.com/aerithsseat/st…

@StellaNoxEclair DF heavily shilling this should completely ruin their reputation.

Just threw up in my mouth

@brutaka3 @StellaNoxEclair their push for ray tracing already killed most of my respect for them, but supporting this is blatantly anti-art.