Yolibee
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Yolibee
@itsYolibee
MMA, Gardener, Beekeeper, Proud Momma & Wifey, Dobi Mom, Home Chef
Orlando, FL Katılım Aralık 2015
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@KillAuDeepState Walked by the tv the other day and immediately saw its eyes. “What in the world is that?!” Who is that suppose to be? There’s no way that not human was not placed there to be not seen.
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Carlos Ulberg calls Jiří Procházka a 'pretender' and fully rejects the notion that Jiří was showing mercy:
“That’s bullshit, total bullshit. That’s fear… That wasn’t any kind of mercy… There was no mercy in there.
He was full of fear, hesitation, and that’s what got him clipped.
I think he’s a pretender. He knows that I know that he’s a pretender.
When that word ‘merciful’ was fed into his mouth that night after… he went with it and played with it, and that was his excuse so that he could hopefully get a rematch. There is no way he gets that rematch.”
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@MattWallace888 Yes, she’s pregnant. They announced it months ago.
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Sunny field. Orange hoodie. This kid pins an ATV along a steep dirt ridge like he’s got nothing to lose—pure chaos, zero brakes.
Then—boom. Edge catches. The quad launches and cartwheels in a cloud of dust while he gets tossed and rolls it out in the grass.
So what’s the move—let your kid (or your inner menace) send it for the thrill… or shut it down before it turns into an ER story?
Be honest—were you that kid, or the one watching it happen? 🚀
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@Soaringeagle45 Well, think I should have a chance, whole cast of Survivor, there’s that huge Jonathan guy and the fireman Joe but Ozzy is on exile
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@RedEagleUpdates @PlanetTyrus
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Nick Shirley says anywhere he goes, leftists stalk him, dox his location in Reddit and push to violently "run him out of town"
Now he has to raise EVEN MORE funds for security. The left is truly the party of violence.
"People try to dox my location live, especially a lot of times when I go to these cities now. It sucks because I'll go to a city, I'll go be out filming, someone will take a photo, some activists, some left-leaning activists will then take a photo, put me in a Reddit group chat."
"This happened to me in Baltimore, it just happened this last weekend in California, and they say, run Nick Shirley out."
"And so this has happened in multiple cities. I had money for security after Minnesota, that money went down to pretty much nothing, so unfortunately I had to raise funds again to be able to have security to be able to film these videos."
"To film one of these videos now, I used to be able to film these videos without security, now it costs anywhere from, the last hospice video cost $15,000 to go film, because I had to have security for three days to go film this video."
"And so it's extremely hard to go out and do that, so I asked my fans and viewers if they could help me out with those security costs."
Do you firmly agree that Nick Shirley is a real patriot?
A. Huge Yes
B. No
IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!!
MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏
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@AngelMD1103 I love the ones that want you to deliver to them the free item you posted. Love It.
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This is EXACTLY why people are DONE with Facebook Marketplace… 📦
She literally listed two egg chairs for FREE.
Not discounted. Not negotiable.
FREE.
Clear picture. Clear description. One chair had a cushion, one didn’t. That’s it.
And somehow… it STILL turned into chaos.
Message after message, people asking questions already answered, trying to negotiate a price on something that costs $0, acting confused over the most basic details. It went from “I’m giving this away” to pure frustration real fast.
That’s when she snapped, FULL rant mode. And honestly? A lot of people are saying she just said what everyone’s been thinking.
Because, how does “free” still turn into this much drama??
At some point it’s not even about the item anymore… it’s about dealing with people.
Be real, has Facebook Marketplace become more stress than it’s worth? And what’s the most ridiculous message you’ve ever gotten trying to sell (or give away) something?
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@arielhelwani Absolutely.😳
Didn’t notice she had her tongue out till the replay. Beautifully nasty.
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Seriously. Tiny fenced in yards, not so private when you have your neighbors 2nd and 3rd stories windows looking right over it. I don’t understand it. I’ll tell you what though, it is the best neighborhood to go to trick or treating! No driveways, front doors and porches right next to the sidewalk and the next house is just a hop and a skip away. Happy Halloween!
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@_sorrengailll Why lie? This is what I look like.
Occasions, if anything is : mascara, eyeliner, light on the eye shadow shimmery thingy and sometimes lipstick. Done in the car, at the red lights, on the way to the place. Done ✅
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@wvfunnyguy And also wipe down the water spots on the tabletop and make sure our kids didn’t leave crumbs on the seats or floor. Ready for next😊
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Welcome to Florida! 😎
Not sure when we all agreed to it in the last 20 years but yes, left lane is slow lane, right lane is fast, watch out for the damn dirt bikes that can only be seen in a single blink. Lifted truck getting on your ass, speed the fuck up or move the fuck over. I promise you don’t want them fucking with you. They’ll put you in a big ass cloud of black exhaust smoke for fun down here and itching for a reason.
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WTF! - Welcome to Florida! 😎
70 MPH speed limit in Florida is less of a rule and more of a polite suggestion that nobody agreed to follow.
Too slow?
You’re getting tailgated by a lifted Silverado with LED headlights bright enough to interrogate you.
Too fast?
Doesn’t matter, there’s already a guy in a beat up Altima doing 95 weaving through traffic like he’s late for something extremely illegal.
You try to hold a respectable 75.
Immediately passed on both sides.
One car has no headlights.
Another has its hazards on for no reason.
Somehow both are going faster than you.
And then, out of nowhere, Brake lights.
Not gradual.
Not polite.
Just a full interstate wide decision to stop all traffic flow for 30 seconds.
No accident.
No construction.
No explanation.
Just vibes.
You finally get moving again and think, "Okay, we’re good."
Wrong.
It starts to rain.
Not normal rain.
Florida rain. (IYKYK)
The kind that erases the road, your mirrors, your sense of direction, and any belief you had in visibility.
Wipers on max, still losing the fight.
Meanwhile, someone flies past you doing 85 like they’ve got sonar.
And just when you think you’ve seen it all, there’s a gator in a retention pond right next to the highway, watching traffic like it’s judging your driving choices.
No toll booth warning.
No buildup.
Just vibes and consequences.
Your GPS says "arrive in 2 hours."
Florida says, "Depends, you surviving the storm or the drivers?"
And somehow, through all of
this …
There is STILL someone camping in the left lane going exactly 70 like they’re honoring the Constitution.
Welcome to Florida highways.
Where speed limits are optional, weather is aggressive, and every drive feels like a group project with people who did not read the instructions.

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@gotrice2024 Toilet paper. Completely apart from everything else, toilet paper for the household as well.
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Their 18 year old daughter just graduated a few weeks ago. Her parents thought they were being fair for not kicking her out at 18 but they are kicking her out after she graduates. They told her if she wanted to stay, effective June 1st, she would have to start paying them $200 a month plus the costs of her own food.
If she wanted the rent with meal plan, it’s $300 a month and she can eat from their fridge. They feel they are teaching her responsibility in a controlled environment. I think the amount they are charging is reasonable and fair, it’s still cheaper than being on her own. Do you think this is too expensive too cheap, or do the just hate their kid?
SonnyBoy🇺🇸@gotrice2024
This man complains that his daughter stays in her room all day and doesn’t enjoy talking to him and his wife. Whenever she does come down for food or water, he’s always reminding her that when she turns 18 either she can move out or pay rent. I never understood why people do this as a scare tactic to teach kids responsible. Is it possible that his interactions like this is actually damaging his relationship with his daughter. Isn’t he giving her a vibe that he doesn’t want her around or is this a part of teaching her responsibility?
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@DadandBuried Fact.
I was told, warned. I would just smile and nod, rubbing my growing belly.
Confirmed and experienced holy shit Fact.
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@luvblessingz Made my Mom ‘WHERE IS YOUR PHONE??’ stickers after a day of her not picking up. “I forgot my phone” was her excuse. She actually put them up where she puts her purse down, her room and most importantly on her front door. Says they really do help her not forget before walking out.
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