Ki'lenwa 🇵🇸

Exactly a year ago today, I started a Yoghurt shop in my little cubicle and today we're months gone in a bigger and better place. I thank God for the story so far and for what's coming. To my family, friends and well wishers, I say a big thank you for being part of the story.I

The way Zina has been normalized koh,always suprises me. I’m not trying to act saint, but some people think someone that tries to stay away from it isn’t real and is just pretending. Some are guided by Allah fa. Also we all can’t be unfortunate ai. May Allah forgive us Aamin.

Chelsea are now selling their best players to European clubs to stop Arsenal from winning the Champions League. ☺️☺️

200 Level student, Vicencia Avinu was declared missing but has been found with private part and tongue missing on her b0dy. According to her friend, She told her on Thursday of meeting a rich dude but didn't return after the meeting. So they tried reaching out to her by call but it was unsuccessful. Family declared her missing on Friday after their search couldn't bring them good results. On Saturday, she was seen at the shore with her tongue, brea$t and private part cut-off. You can sympathize with her family but I can't, because I have no pity for materialistic girls. Their hypergamy always lead them early to their gr@ves. She probably had multiple good men in her DM but she rejected them because they're br0ke. Will materialistic girls learn lesson? No. Will materialistic girls still kpai like this? Yes. There shall be no happy ending for materialistic girls.

When Alhaji Gumi said FG knows every bandits by name you thought he was joking perhaps crazy. How did the kidnappers release the body of the late General to the Katsina state govt for burial? And how did the state govt know he died of diabetes and high BP without autopsy?

He probably saw you dancing to Chelsea losing to Man City and decided to exclude himself from the retardation. It’s peak

This girl is offering N1 million to any woman who can convincingly explain to her how marriage benefits men Bro, I saw thousands of comments, and not more than 5 comments were from women. They all went mute. Not one feminist could explain it to her She deserves her flowers 🌺

In my lifetime, China lifted 850 million people out of poverty, while the US created one trillionaire. It is clear as day that socialism is the key to our future.

Please REPOST to save others from this scammer 💯

Wallahi Wallahi Wallahi put me on the front line and give me just 500 soldiers with proper weapons and I’ll personally lead the mission to capture Bello Turji and end his reign of terror.

“We want to know how did government bring back our father’s corpse and left our mother still in captivity, my father had no history of diabetes or even high blood pressure, and our mother is still being held captive by bandits. ~Son of Late Major Rabe.

Person wey score UCL winner for your head?

If Nigerians show you bigotry your eyes go peel. This one now no see the sarcasm for here and him still pull crowd

Wallahi we are fully ready to serve, recruit us temporary, give us proper weapons, and Wallahi we will fight till our last breath for our better Nation. Karyan banza.

Wide anemas

So wetin the niggah wey dey there come be?

Nigerians will wake up one day and terrorists will be broadcast live from Aso Villa. Just one day!

"The IMF reported 63% of Nigerians are living in poverty. It also pointed out that 27 million Nigerians are living in food insecurity. They are saying that the people are suffering, and the recommendations of the IMF is to tax them more." — Lady says

WTAF!!!

I hope Nkemjikaku is alive 🥹🥹