Obel Joseph (OJ)

@KenyanSays song so goood

Musician Akothee’s final performance as she prepares to leave Kenya. The musician is permanently relocating to France to join her family!

@KenyanSays tumwambie ukweli ama tuache 😂

A Kenyan man was shocked by a hotel menu in Uganda!

@georgediano eiyyy when is the next lesson😂😂😂

There’s big silent money in Rift Valley and when it whispers, even traffic jams listen. Yesterday Ronnie & Terry tied the knot with golden rope and escorted it with G-Wagons. Karen Blixen Museum turned into a full-blown VIP headquarters. Bogani Road looked like a UN summit had relocated there. The convoy was pure Madness. G-Wagons everywhere like they were being issued for furiiii. The Uasin Gishu big boys pulled up looking like they accidentally drove out of a Forbes magazine cover. Now pale kwa buffet ndio mambo Ilikua mwejeje. The rich were not eating food, they were conducting marine research. Sea food you’ve only seen on NatGeo was casually chilling next to nyama choma. Prawns looking at you with sanpanku eyes. Everything was there,, barbecue, perfectly grilled nyama choma and food plated like it had a degree from Harvard. The rich Dressed simple but still looked flashy. No chaos, no shouting, no MC with kadunga moves. Just calm vibes, soft laughter, and people networking like LinkedIn had come to life. Even the alcohol bay area was still full at the end of the event. No bloggers, no TikTokers, no influencers onsite. Wote inje na hizo masimu zao za matakataka. No wonder @HonAllanChesang who's my boy never invited me for his Koito. Nilionea kwa mtandao like the rest of you poor pipoos🥹. The rich don’t announce, they exist quietly and trend accidentally. Then now enter the Walala Hoii Avengers. These are the ones who will first create a WhatsApp group Before love comes first. They’ll invite influencers, bloggers, TikTokers & basically anyone with a front camera and data bundles. The wedding becomes less about love and more about content creation with snacks. The Outfits is always the Nigerian vibes. Music ni Zobu Zobu at full blast while Money is Being sprayed like it’s a scene from a Nollywood movie nobody fully understands. Pale kwa buffet you’re told it’s self service, but there’s a security guard disguised as a caterer standing next to the sufuria with strict instructions that it's One piece of chicken per citizen. You find Chicken thighs cut into six pieces unashindwa kama ni kuku ama minced meat. You point at drumstick, they serve you imondoo. You point again, they add soup for confidence,, huwanga bad. Walala Hoiis are mixing food like it’s a science experiment. Hakuna kitu wahakulangi kwa buffet. You find Watermelon on top of a wet fried chicken & pilau next to mukimo. Photography is Total anarchy. Everyone becomes a content creator. People jumping in front of the actual photographer bcoz their followers need the photos more than the couple. When Cake time arrives, It turns into a survival game. People are packing slices like they’re preparing for famine. Unaskia this one is for my cousin who didn’t come. The Cousin lives in Kisumu but will somehow receive cake crumbs via faith. Ni urímu. I've come to realize that in Rift Valley, money is just there,, quiet, unbothered, moisturized, and minding its generational business. No noise, no pressure, no fundraising posters. Just vibes, wealth, and people who don’t need to prove anything. And for those ladies dreaming of marrying into wealth like Terry, let me land this plane gently. The rich don’t marry for potential, they marry for alignment. So as you’re ignoring that broke but genuine guy hoping for a miracle, just know somewhere, a rich family is also ignoring you with equal confidence,, chesaa! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@NASAArtemis @NASA wow what a powerful worrrrd.

"Planet Earth: You. Are. A. Crew." Artemis II mission specialist Christina Koch reflects on what it means to be a "crew."

@InfluencerUg1 when acting was real before Netflix😂😂

😅😅broo

This is the biggest turnout ever. We've even convinced those who didn't bring their IDs to go back for them. Despite political infiltration, our aim of watu wakue Kadi is a success. Thank you Kitale. Tuko Kadi. Local mobilisation and TikTok work majamaa.

@WilliamsRuto @fatumaramadhann gai i cant believe you’re the one tweeting this 😂😂😂

We are ending the era of deceptive politics where leaders make promises they neither plan nor intend to keep.

Meet Mary Ann Maina, a young Kenyan lady walking around Mwihoko with a speaker, urging people to register as voters.

This medic never got the recognition she deserved

The @IMFNews cannot run away from Sh13 trillion allegedly borrowed by Kenya, and which is at the heart of a court case questioning how the money was spent. IMMUNITY granted to the global lender DOES NOT extend to an ILLEGALITY or a crime committed ON Kenyan soil. #DeniBandia #OdiousDebt #ReKe

Leaving for Airport, I had to use Matatu, I had very little left for spending, I couldn't afford uber. For a flight leaving at 3am, I left at 10pm and arrived very early, because otherwise I wouldn't find a matatu to the airport at 2am. Regardless, We Won!

@BonnieKyalo @AokoOtieno_ you wish

@AokoOtieno_ @its_obel Hapa kijana amelimwa 10-0

Reimagination of some famous Nigerian sculptures as real humans using AI.

'No politics' rule change at Drama Festival, school disqualified for mentioning 'Singapore' zurl.co/0BOE6

"Polisi wetu tunaomba mshike mtu yeyote anasema TUTAM. Tuko na majera mingi na wengine wapimwe akili kwa kuvunja sheria"🙌😂

No supporting Kasongo Supporters. Cancel Obinna Rat

@Cyprian492045 @KenyanSays Are you hearing your retarded brain?

@KenyanSays Nobody goes out with a clear intention of killing people so that they can be compensated. That thinking is fraught with intelectual dishonesty. In a confrontation between rioters and security agents, sometimes death, unfortunately occurs. Such loss of life can be compensated.

" You can't just kill people and say I'm going to compensate you"- Kivutha Kibwana!

@AokoOtieno_ You should be deplatformed, truth of the matter! Melanin popping is my pride, i’m blacker than black n I love it. But i will say again, stop hating queer children! You spoke so i’ll of them and that’s so wrong in many ways! Mkundu yako haijapotea so dont worry nikipeana yangu.

@its_obel Negro, work on your anaemia, you haemboglobin starved S.o.B, With a neck longer than your shaft Dhi piel kucho, ithing'a gi fuwo Peana mkundu in peace, sio mimi nilisema upewe virusu I love that community. Even converting and it is public LGBTQ are not MARGINALIZED!

@SixForty2 @wanja_ke_ Man is a master fr!!!

Kelvin Kiarie during training. Even the training ground is a challenge. They don't care, they don't even go outside their luxury offices to try and scout talent man. It's just sad