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j k rowling may be joseph goebbels reincarnate, but i defy you to show me a funnier scene in all of movie history than daniel radcliffe cradling dobby's limp naked muppet body
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@KrystalWolfyAlt i got my dna test back, turns out im 100% him-alayan
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worst feeling in the aurbis, when you wake up in the middle of the night to kill the damn forager that snuck up on you, only to see by the light of your own fireball that you've just blown an innocent scrib to pieces
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@p1nkch4n hirohiko-san, is the something you want to tell us?
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love that kira is just a woman sometimes when araki feels like it
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@RustySh93612046 @dropandrot @ADHDForReal is the situation described *not* reminiscent of an exaggerated punishment roald dahl would describe to make some poignant point about the impact the actions of adults have on children?
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@dropandrot @ADHDForReal Why are you hating on Roald Dahl?
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@Dok845 Sorry, need a little clarification. Which Harry is this?
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Neil Gaiman, unfortunately, has great taste, which you could argue was really his only talent.
tj@theachilleid
this has got to be the worst thing that could ever happen to a book
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Ohhh my god you’re gay but homophobic? Disgusted by effeminacy but still checking out guys at the gym? Should we throw a party? Should we invite first century Roman poet Martial?
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@Italian347 if you follow their line of reasoning it leads to a reality where human society never even happened. like just think about it for two second
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The oldest tale that survived to the modern day is primarily about 2 men with no ties of blood becoming best friends
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I was just thinking about this recently, but "having friends" (non familial) is a very modern and urban concept. The most traditional ppl I know have their extended family as their primary social circle and frankly it makes sense. Friends are a poor substitute for blood relation
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Something I’ve thought about is that there’s nothing really stopping us from sending a man to Venus against his will. Don’t know why we would and he wouldn’t survive more than a few hours but we probably could if we wanted to, perhaps as a punishment.
Christo Aivalis 🌹🍊@christoaivalis
One thing we don't talk about is how the Soviet Union landed on Venus and got incredible pictures in 1982
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@lukeisamazing being a victim is central to christian theology, the whole thing falls apart without it
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Western Christianity won, it has dominated the world for the better part of 500 years. you guys got everything you ever wanted, even multiple, successive globe bestriding Christian empires that kill in the name of your God and you’re still playing the victim
Mikel@MikelllV3
Christianity is really the most disrespected religion
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@wynavira mondays are actually my friday so they're pretty neat
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Gwyn Bizzy is actually a shared delusion manifested by those who need a hot older sister and/or mother figure
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