Alicia Cutter

You're probably wondering why I'm such a giant piece of shit. Don't worry, so am i.

when someone looks at me during the sad part of the movie

me at the ripe hour of 8pm getting ready for bed

me in the morning trying not to fall asleep again

stan twitter: “miley can’t sing hannah montana songs anymore” miley:

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sometimes i just zone out like this:

big fucking ugh with a side of no

Why would you even leave milkshake in the yard

"Are you free after work?" Me after work:

and for the lady, perhaps a calm & regulated nervous system?

I've already given it my all this week and it's only Tuesday.

Nickelodeon's Amby & Dexter (1997)

i could jump the fence if i wanted.

just jumped over the moon

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

When you go to merge and check your blind spot and someone is actually there

not only is it not friday, it’s not even thursday

Thats a three-peat BAYBEEEEEEEE @itsplainjayne