itsfreud 🐳

@BNicholas Thanks for reminding me NOT to go to Costco today

There needs to be peripheral vision tests administered before granting Costco memberships.

@cruisingsocal2 It's not broken in until you do it with a friend.

I had to break the stairwell in at my new apartment building

I take a bunch of health supplements. At least one of them is doing something, so now I have to take them all forever because I don't know which one it is.

If your porn needs subtitles, you're probably doing it wrong.

@BNicholas That smile was a little demonic. And sexy.

Let's get jacked ✌️

@BNicholas Is that irony? I'm never sure.

@BNicholas I'm not sure this book is going to sell.

Hemophiliacs are such clot chasers.

@BNicholas My god, she looks like kid Rock.

Madonna rocking it out at Coachella

@winbalt Just make sure to keep us posted. A few times a day preferably.

@thebeachbum98 Gym membership would increase. Do any of us really want that?

What if I just start walking around in the gym locker room cock swinging

People who put Teams meetings on your calendar without asking first deserve a special place in hell.

@BNicholas I was just hoping for vintage OPs and flip flops.

@itsfreud You can kindly fuck off if you don't like the very well put together outfit I'm wearing

Sunday funday to MX 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

@BNicholas When you're a kid going through a playing with fire phase, and you decide to cremate Stretch Armstrong, the entire neighborhood looks like a giant tire burn.

Wildly fascinating.

@NoShirtFlipFlop Mine were peak about a month ago in North Florida. I planted a couple Florida Native deciduous azaleas this year. They're yellow and smell delicious.

That time of year again ☀️

@BNicholas How is even this picture sexy?

Barely awake, but at the airport. See ya soon FL 🔆

@winbalt Is it lonely at the cottage? Hope not.

Not a huge baseball fan, but I could watch ABS challenges all day.

@gooning_dad Probably smells like Clorox if it's where I go. It's stuck in my nose for days after.

I can imagine the smell of the room

@MaryPeltola I would give up just about any other issue in order to overturn Citizens United.

Pass term limits. Ban congressional stock trading. Overturn Citizens United.