Carl

some people asking who even makes 50 tweets in a day and u clearly never saw ur f1 team being the only one to not pit during a safety car

@GiaMCT "So there's this thing called an engine and it makes the car go forwards and even sometimes backwards"

i hate going to the garage w my car bc why r u talking down to me . motherfucker i drive buses i know what a fucking tyre is ??? hello ?

Another win for Ludwig from video games

@JimGB1989 @SalfordMe2023 Would being told you aren't good enough by a parent not lead to years of insecurity as an adult regardless?

@SalfordMe2023 Your doctrine creates adults who are woefully equipped to deal with disappointment, rejection and failure. A night of reflection and disappointment as a child is better than years of depression and insecurity as an adult, when they realise life isn't going to be a cake walk.

Parents, don't do this to your five year old. At that age, football coaches are creating a safe, fun, and engaging environment not a competitive one. Natural competition exists, parents who amplify it are just as likely to turn their kids away from the game. This is why we have course requirements before people are allowed to coach kids. (BT Playmaker, Introduction to Coaching Football (formerly level 1) and a DBS)

hey where's my guita- Oh

Guy who's only centrist because he's ambidextrous

Guy who's only right wing because he's right handed

Guy who's only left wing because he's also left handed

My students are younger than my GTA online character which makes me feel so fucking old

I still can't believe how amazing this album is. It gets better and better with every listen. What a band, what an album. 11/10

Holy shit that crash looked horrifying how the hell can marc marquez keep tanking these, the guys unreal

@TheCovasettes Thank you for the last decade of tunes the covasettes ♥️

@itsiscarl Ah mate this is class. Thank you for sticking with us ❤️

I fell in love with @TheCovasettes in 2017 after hearing "this feeling" whilst at college. For almost 10 years they've been the soundtrack to my life; new relationships, breakups, moving out of home, driving cross country, beers in the park. They've been there for it all. 1/3

And to think, they're only just getting started. Covas are massive. ♥️ 3/3

Now their debut album "Honeymoon Forever" is out, and it's phenomenal. By far one of the most complete albums I've heard in a long, long time. It had me tearing up on the way to work just thinking about how far they've come. The album is brilliant. 0 skips. 2/3

Thank you charlieissocoollike for being there in my formative years ensuring I can't look at any acne in the mirror without being mentally flashbanged hearing "12345678 spots on my face"

GO AND VOTE

I keep seeing the most unhinged right wing shit on my timeline and it’s never labeled as an ad but when I click on it to get more info I see this:

I think it’s fair to say that MPs shouldn’t be drinking alcohol at work like most people. Loads of people work long hours and wouldn’t dare have a drink on their break. It’s a reasonable point and shouldn’t be controversial.