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@Osama_otero If you want to know how much people dislike Ruto, just ask random people whether they support Wantam or Tutam. I have never met anyone in Mombasa who supports Tutam.

Kama leo only 9 people wametokea streets, tutam ndio silent majority. Ukiona hadi dad ako Italy hajali lazima anajua kitu most people dont know.

50 Cent's comment 😂

@MkenyaMzi Hatutaacha kuitwa snitches juu ya upuzi kama huu. This was just a small issue unaleta details za msee kwa social media and you know very well the issue can trend jamaa kazi iishe.

Uber drivers are mad wtf is this jameni

@Gg_Munyua @Osama_otero Kikuyus are all over msee. Huwezi sema wakikuyu hawatembei. How do they find themselves all over the world kama hawatembei?

@Osama_otero Awa watu hawatembeagi, jamaa amezaliwa Nyeri, the furthest he’s travelled ni Nairobi, barabara anajua ni Thika road pekee, you can’t argue with such, they’ll lower you to their level and beat you from experience 😂

Illiteracy level of Kenol gang hunishangaza sana

@kenyanthoughts @MaryKwamboks You are right. The perception that the DCI and the police force are composed of dimwits is false. Not all officers are D materials. I know several who are graduates. In fact, two of my former campus mates are DCIs.

@MaryKwamboks You guys think DCI is made up of fools 😂. Those guys are graduates and attend trainings every 6months saa zile wewe umeka tu fwaa. I was shocked when I interacted with a few cyber forensic ones recently.

Yaani DCI wanajua accounts za Binance how is this even possible?

@pbtips_ @elsdawg Newcastle is even tougher than Palace and Westham.

@elsdawg Palace & Westham Tricky tie for Gunners Bournemouth & Everton for City

i think Arsenal still win it tbh..

@SVNSSeries Waaah

The World Championship action keeps on coming 🤩 Next stop: Valladolid 🇪🇸 #HSBCSVNS

@billyomondi21 @vinguard254 He is Kikuyu, and apparently Kikuyus shouldn’t be in power for the next 50 years 😂😂. These days, it is no longer about individual candidates but the tribes they come from. We would rather vote for known murderers and economic saboteurs than a transformative Kikuyu.

@vinguard254 Why can't we as Kenyans decide to vote Irungu as our president

We only hear Irungu Kangata when he is doing developments. Here he was demonstrating of how " MY MURANGA'A APP works .

@Asamoh_ Are you comparing a ceremonial title to a role that makes decisions for a hospital? The difference in responsibility couldn’t be clearer. With this kind of thinking, Kenyans are not as intelligent as they purport to be.

I call out hypocrisy not justifying wrongs.

@Osama_otero Are you sure the people who pay you are happy with this kind of reasoning?

So mko sawa na cabro in Murang'a but hamko sawa na cabro statehouse? Mko na sawa na Murang'a app but hamko sawa ecitizen Whyyyy? Why?

@ConradMud @abuyamasta Hiyo yao ni kama gym ya mtaa. Yetu hata hiyo kinyasa yake hauwezi ingia.

@abuyamasta Gym yetu bila viatu huingii nyinyi hamuna hizo rules

Finally in the gym after almost 2yrs out!

@WilliamsRuto Since you know your goose is cooked, you now want to pretend to be a new messiah so that gullible Kenyans can vote for you in 2027. Then afterwards, you show them the middle finger. Kenyans now know your playbook. Politicians take Kenyans for fools.

We will do everything possible to cushion Kenyans from the economic shocks arising from the conflict in the Middle East. As I announced on Wednesday during my tour of Kisii County, we have reduced VAT on fuel by half, from 16 per cent to 8 per cent. To underpin this move in a legal framework, I have today assented to the Value Added Tax (Amendment) Bill, 2026, State House Nairobi. We have taken this urgent and necessary step because a surge in the cost of fuel has a ripple effect on consumer goods and services. While the reduction in VAT will be in operation for 90 days, we have inserted a provision which will enable us to extend the application of the law should the conflict in the Gulf continues to affect oil prices. I thank the National Assembly for their swift consideration and passage of the Bill in a record one day.

@daviefazulkenya @Ian_San254 @Mzalendo_041 Mimi siko hivi. Infact in our office kuna watihaji wawili and one of them is a luhya the other one is a Luo.

@itsken001 @Ian_San254 @Mzalendo_041 wakamba mnakuwanga ivi

Tuliiba Simiti 60 na Foreman Mkamba tukauza mia Tano tano...Tukagawana Equally..The Following day Mutiso akapea Manager his 15k akamwambia niliuza simiti najaribu kum bribe asiseme...Manager akaniita akaniambia "Ukipata deal kama hii tunapiga na Wewe Wachana na huyo Mshenzi"😭😅

@__cj_1_ @Ian_San254 @Mzalendo_041 😂😂naweza hamisha mboro niweke kwa utosi ndio aache mchezo.

@itsken001 @Ian_San254 @Mzalendo_041 Enda ukamroge

@Ian_San254 @Kipyegowillie If you were Kamba, ungepikwa ukiitwa mtiaji. Here, we call such thieves wajanja, and anyone who is honest is labeled a snitch.

Some Kenyans are natural thieves. Dere anatoka Simba cement na 640bags. Anafika site na 540 bags, nikimuuliza 100bags zimeenda wapi anaingia kwa mfuko ananipee 30K. I decline the cash nikamwambia arudie simiti kwenye ameacha. Sasa ananitusi mjinga juu nimekataa pesa...😏

@Chidubem_OH @Afc_saks1 Between a fan who calls out poor football despite the results and one who stays quiet because wins are masking bad performances, which one is the real plastic fan? Real supporters care about how the team plays not just the scoreline. You can’t build on shaky performances forever.

@Afc_saks1 Lmao 🤣 all these plastic fans with Low quality ball knowledge. We are missing key players plus others coming back form injury . Of course our play won’t be as when we were in full team force. These margins matter. Timber, Saka, Odegaard, Trosaard, Calafiori. Key margins

I hate to admit it but rivals are actually right about Arsenal style of play.

@jessykigen @WilliamsRuto Whenever you see people dressed in yellow T-shirts and caps, just know the crowd has been paid.

@WilliamsRuto People who go to this rally’s are not informed ama namna gani. ?

Our aspiration for economic takeoff rides on a sound network of infrastructure, including roads that connect farms to markets, and markets to industries.

@Shad_khalif @kibuiya50 Na kwani umebadilika hadi kichwa imekuwa kubwa?

Every time I come across this photo naisha afresh. This is 14 years ago I look even older than I am today lmaooo😂😂😂

@DrDennisOuma Unafikiria na uncut skin. Everything revolves around Kikuyus.

Mumo ni mkikuyu? Mkikuyu anauwa mkikuyu mwenzake🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 Very malicious TRIBE