Leo Ryder

@HMRCcustomers Way to go to discourage scammers, HMRC.

@cardiffcouncil This is a new shop on Broadway, CF24. Its flashing lights easily confusing for road users as traffic lights or as emergency services. And ugly at night. Is this permitted?

@ola_supports I've moved on. It was just feedback.

@itsleoryder Hi Leo, let us help make things right for you. Kindly DM us your registered number so that we may assist you in a better way. twitter.com/messages/compo…

@Olacabs Is there a spam bot in your app? I used to use it for getting a cab. Why you're trying to sell me an "S1 Pro" (whatever that is), and in rupees (I'm in the UK), I don't understand nor appreciate. Uninstalled.

@thepincomedy Thanks, it was indeed series 3, episode 3 ("Stocks"), 09:08. By way of explanation, I wanted to listen to this extremely funny sketch.

@itsleoryder Oooh I *think* series 3…no clue which episode though. Sorry! Hope you can truffle it out

Dear @thepincomedy, please can you remind me which series and episode of your ACHINGLY FUNNY BBC radio show - thankfully available on BBC Sounds - contains the 8 dwarves fiasco? I will explain later.

@Gumtree May I suggest changing the default message prompt for buyers that's currently "Hi, is this still available?" It does nothing to progress the sale. I've received seven such messages with no replies when I confirm it's available. It's such a waste of time.

@LidlGB How are you? Please correct the instructions on this packaging so it's consistent with how it specifies the microwave wattage. Thank you!

@DuskiBand Doppelgangers or typo?

@DuskiBand @greenmantrust Ghost in the machine?

Things got a bit strange in the studio. Thanks to @greenmantrust. We were finalists in Greenman rising back in 2020/2021 and finally have put the prize to use!

@DuskiBand I'm only on Twitter to moan at companies and for you.

We are heading to the studio next week. Very exciting for us. Does anyone care on twitter/X anymore or should we re-activate instagram?

@BurgerKingUK How do those phantom extra 58 calories materialise?

@ClearScore Your email today explicitly says you've found one of my passwords online. I quickly log in and you're like: "Kidding! But now you're here, why not pay us money for protection?" I'll raise this with the ASA, feel free to let me know why this has happened though.

@StateOfLinkedIn Judging by the number of folk here not reading the parody properly then saying "this has to be a parody?", Is there a The State of Twitter?

Work from home? Nope. Work from ICU is the new trend

@DuskiBand It's not nice, it's awesome.

We've recorded some nice music over the years. Check out our catalogue Duski - debut album Make a Wish - difficult second album Taith - difficult first EP Live at cafe jazz - a relic from 2014 Pillow talk sessions Vol 1 - new direction third album duskimusic.co.uk

@cuffe64 @GCC That's sounds very stressful mate. Come on @GlasgowCC what is your plan exactly?

Now evacuated from my home for over a month and Glasgow City Council is doing nothing. Declares an emergency with risk of a tower collapsing and have done nothing. It could fall at any point. More updates from neighbours here: twitter.com/towercollapseg… #trinitytower @gcc

@porticoquartet @wylambrewery @TrinityBristol @trabendo_ @ParadisoAdam @clubGRETCHEN @KOKOLondon It's beautiful!

Hope you're all enjoying our new single Youth? We’re touring this Spring performing music from our latest album Monument & back catalogue favs. Tour highlights include: @wylambrewery @TrinityBristol @trabendo_ @ParadisoAdam @clubGRETCHEN & @KOKOLondon 🎟 porticoquartet.com

@cuffe64 @daraobriain Well, you're not nobody, you're Mr Stephen Cuffe, a darn sight more useful than Johnson. Admittedly, that's not a high bar, but even if it was you're over six foot tall so you'd still clear it.

@daraobriain Why can’t he use a phone or a laptop? My boss would expect me to keep working if I was isolating and I’m nobody. This guy is running the country ffs.

Amazing that we’re entering day three of the country’s prime minister pretending to not understand the Covid isolation rules so that he can hide for a while.

@AskVirginMoney Hi, please can you phone me? I can DM you my number. Every time I phone you, the person I speak with seems to cut me off accidently. It's about my Virgin credit card.

@DuskiBand @huwstephens Awesome show and great that Duski were played!

Big love and thanks to @huwstephens for the spin. The show is great and I recommend you check it out. Lots of good quality different music!