Marcus Bond

WELP..

A dog at the grocery store barked at my mom when she tried to pet it pretty devastating for her

I swear this was gonna be my whole personality in 2012

throw hands now so you don't regret it later

It's time to bring back jailbroken firesticks

RT @pissvortex: We are straight up living among cattle

Headphones at the airport went from $0 to $50

Ok guys I've done some research.. unvaccinated cewchi is pretty damn good. I'm going correlation NOT causation on this

@GodsLastAccount Ya gotta have a glue guy!

That nigga that pulled a gun on his teammates can get up outta there

Labubu.. more like ladoodo

Hell yea

@Cory_Henry 👑👑👑

I’m a Grammy award winner….

If you're not throwing up in the bathroom of a flix bus are you even on a flix bus?

Got my AI girlfriend pregnant.. gotta get an Abort(I)on

If you're on a flix bus and you're NOT hungover are you even on a flix bus?

@TroyGotNext Leave my auto correct alone

Even your auto correct is biracial, who tf is Metro Booming😂

Metro Booming's new album makes me wanna hangout at the mall after curfew

HAHA wanna bet?

Death to most Republicans! 👏🏾👏🏾💛

I'm back on twitter after I heard I could make money from it. Get ready to laugh you ungrateful motherfuckers

I think it's so cool that my Uber driver can take 12 minutes to drive 1 minute