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@hammersmithandy His so up himself don’t answer anything anymore

Have a read about what I've been up to in April in Hammersmith & Chiswick and in Parliament 👇 andyslaughter.co.uk/blog/2026/04/2…

@hammersmithandy Andy let’s hope you get slaughtered

Get out to vote for Labour in Hounslow on Thursday. Have a read here for the details on what Hounslow Labour has planned: #page/3" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">heyzine.com/flip-book/5130…

@hammersmithandy How long you been doing stand up Andy ? 63 year lived here worst bunch of cockwobbles that there’s ever been !!!!

Remember to get out and vote for Labour in Hammersmith and Fulham and Hounslow tomorrow. Have a read of the local election edition of my newsletter👇 andyslaughter.co.uk/blog/2026/05/0…

@Ladbrokes 3000 ladbucks for 30p build a bet you absolute jokers !!! Are you going skint ??

Is Declan Rice the best midfielder in the world? 🌎 Arsenal fans ranked Gerrard, Lampard, Scholes and Declan Rice... Some bold takes here!

@Badhombre We had to pay for your mums !!!!

I’m tired of my taxes paying for your fat girlfriend’s Medicaid.

@ProSaiyanYer @Halfords_uk Whatever this company do is useless do buy of them

@Halfords_uk - Terrible experience with Halfords. Ordered a battery, cancelled 2 hours later, order wasn’t cancelled and still delivered. Told Halfords which date collection would be best, this Tuesday 27th around my working schedule, and you’ve booked it for Wednesday!

@martinjhowlett @Halfords_uk Go somewhere else mate this lot are useless

@Halfords_uk I just want my Dashcam fitted but can’t find this service on your website - please advise

@axelmiah @Halfords_uk Take my advice never by anything of these ppl I brought an electric bike with gold service but they have never got anyone to fix any problems absolute jokers of a company

@Halfords_uk I have been sent a used/returned bike by Halfords after paying for a new one. Can you help me?

So you do a gold service for my electric bike but have no one at my local store who can fix my bike so how do I get my money back

Is this Jack Kay’s dog ?

@aerialfantasy Try updating injury news would help a lot ! Just saying!!

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@aerialfantasy your injury news is non existent?

@facebook please explain how a man getting shot in the head is against your standards? I will be taking the video to the police and my local mp especially when my child was watching it disgusting media platform that’s policed by MORONS

@narindertweets @MrsNJC You proper talk a load of shit

@MrsNJC Many of whom are from India

Rylan Clark refuses to acknowledge that he spread misinformation about asylum-seekers. And stands with a bindi on his forehead promoting a show about the very ppl from India he happily slagged off a few weeks ago. India welcomed him. The show airs this evening and #BBC promoting it as normal. I don't believe in cancelling ppl but Gary Lineker was let go- The double standards is despicable and unacceptable. What makes him different to Gary??

@colder_sarcasm Just for likes !!!

Do the gammons realise how hard immigrants are laughing at them?

@narindertweets Still at it narinda !!!

Apparently the 6.30pm train from Kings X on Saturday to Newcastle was full of pissed up attendees of the far-right Tommy Robinson March. My friend was on the train with his elderly mother and they were so scared of the abuse and trouble they had to get off early, so scared for their safety,they saw ppl being beaten and called pedophiles if anyone dared approach them. No security or police on the train. Can @LNER please confirm and make a police complaint please?

@MyArrse Still on planet zonk I see !!!

Population of UK is 70,000,000 Tommy Robinson's Unite the Nation march had 110,000 people attending. With 69,890,000 not attending he definitely did not Unite The Nation.

@LouiseRawAuthor A delusional DR FFS

This is about the first 10,000 of 30,000 of us Antifascists! The rest are still marching to Westminster. WASHOUT for Tommy Robinson & his thugs, who after promising a million, have a pathetic 30k- on a NATIONAL call out. Typical inadequate man, saying it’s bigger than it is 🤭

@piersmorgan @PiersUncensored So what you prat

100,000 people attended his rally… over 3.5 million people have so far watched the two @PiersUncensored shows we posted on Friday alone.

@GuzKhanOfficial State of you

Look at the state of The Home Bargains Avengers 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅