Your Most Legubriousness

And just like that… I’m out DC!

Dont drink them Don Julio drinks at Applebees .. my teeth loose

Thought I made a new friend 😩 we were getting along great! Originally met in person, exchanged numbers. We were texting and mentioned he wasn’t a fan of texting so I sent a voice note. No response. I texted him a few days later, nothing. Haven’t heard from this man in a month.

Alright look no one wants to think their coworkers are talking about them this way, but it’s his wife, if you can’t vent to your own wife about your illiterate big tittie coworkers what is marriage even for

Bro… I yelled at my Son and he gonna close his eyes and count to 3 😭 Was he gonna beat my ass??

The comments are on his side! 😂😂

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have the whole outside. Imagine fumbling unlimited outdoor space just to die in a bathroom.

Keep them APs let’s run these back.

@BrianMcLight Like —- get a real purse!

I try not to be judgmental, but boy do I hate a toiletry bag in a club 😭

The guy delivering my washer and dryer was telling me the difference between stacking the machine or using a pedestal. He then says that the decision is up to the boss lady. I’m not sure if that was just a natural assumption or if my house is too well decorated.

Saturday is going to be 79°. WE all need to show up to Herbert Von King. EVERYONE!!

It might be time for an Applebee’s date

everybody just hadddd to move to brooklyn to live their nyc dream now yall got the L train smelling like thunderstorm and dog surgery

Some of your associates have the mental capacity of a thimble. 😪

The concept of pride being “Too Political”

Why is it that African mythology is viewed as witchcraft but Greek mythology isn't?