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@jfskier888 @BarbellFi Facts. Rent is only going up, so $3,300 a month is way too tight, especially if you’re stepping down your living standards just to make it work
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The 30 year treasury yield is now 5.1%
Convincing my wife to sell our house
We’d net $800k after closing
Dump all that into 30 year bonds
Collect $40k/year for 30 years
Use that money to pay rent
Never deal with the lawn or a leaky roof
And get my $800k back in 30 years 😳
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@0x4132 @vincit_amore @mil000 “Correct” scroll a little up and literally look at the fucking original tweet you autist
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I just realised, why does the waymo have mirrors? Just simplicity?
Ryan Petersen@typesfast
Robotaxi sighting in SF. No mirrors.
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@GotItFromEbay @BenjaminDEKR @WutFoxSays Those prices are nuts. Don’t understand why people compare them. Like comparing a Toyota to a Ferrari
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@BenjaminDEKR @WutFoxSays Yeeeea, that's my only gripe. I like my Garmin Fenix 6s, but I looked at the Fenix 8 recently and cried a little.
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My Garmin has a battery life of one MONTH and plays music, has a compass, GPS maps, and a flashlight.
What are we doing here
Google@Google
Introducing Fitbit Air. It’s lightweight, screenless and comfortable enough to wear 24/7 — with a battery life* of up to a week. * Battery life depends upon many factors and usage and actual battery life may be lower.
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Yesterday we unveiled Buy Now, Pay Maybe and the adoption is wild. Since rolling it out, we have already given out +1,700 purchases for free.
Let us clarify a few things:
1. Buy Now, Pay Maybe is not gambling. There’s no betting, entry, prize or loss. An algorithm decides when to give a purchase for free to maximize customer happiness.
2. There’s no debt in Tuyo. Customers need to have the available cash in their balance to make a purchase (and sometimes we will just cover it!). No credit is provided and overdrafts are not possible.
Financial products and incentives were incredibly boring and stale. Buy Now, Pay Maybe feels novel and that has ignited a spark.
We are creating the next generation of financial services leveraging the best new technology. Innovation like this is needed to deliver it to the mainstream.
We look forward to having you try it out!
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@KrynexSOL @itstuyo You are retarded and unfortunately think you are smart
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@KettlebellDan If I’m as old as you and still engagement farming on Twitter someone please just shoot me
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@RealJacobPerry @McFranchisee “Can I get a DQP with two extra 1/4 patties”
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I’ll take it as an advertisement 😂
Double QPC + two 1/4 patties
86 grams of protein for about $11 bucks depending where you live.
✅1 lb of Fresh Beef (four 1/4 patties)
✅Cooked to Order - done in app
✅Best in QSR
Chris S. Cornell@BiggestComeback
I assure you I’m not posting this as an ad for McDonald’s. I’m posting it because this has saved me from making much worse decisions more times than I can count. When I’m traveling, working an event, stuck in a hotel, or short on time, this is one of my emergency buttons: • Burger patties • Cheese (I know. Leave it off if you don’t want it.) • Pickles (I know. Leave it off if you don’t want it.) • Onions (I know. Leave it off if you don’t want it.) • Water or black coffee • Back to work Is it grass-fed ribeye with pasture-raised eggs cooked at home? No. Is it a hell of a lot better for me than grabbing a bag of chips, cookies, candy, seed oils, flour, and sugar from the nearest convenience mart? Absolutely. And this is the part people miss. For me, staying on track isn’t about “calories.” When I keep added sugar, processed carbs, grains, seed oils, and hyper-palatable junk out of my diet, my hunger, cravings, body weight, and body fat all regulate at a completely different level. When I let those foods back in, it’s not one innocent snack. It can become a cascade. More hunger. More cravings. More negotiating. More “I’ll get back on track tomorrow.” I know because I lived it. So no, this isn’t my ideal meal. But it keeps me on my path. Sometimes the win is not finding the perfect food. Sometimes the win is finding the “good enough” option that prevents the spiral.
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@J_Turnbow @TheSalonDon It’s not that hard to figure out yourself, why do you think Don is gonna reply to your retarded introspective advice
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A good employee just got poached by a med spa
Now mandating my employees to clear my salon from their LinkedIn
No benefit to me except people getting poached
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@J_Turnbow @TheSalonDon It’s a med spa. Yes it was better pay. There’s nothing he can do about that
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@TheSalonDon Why were they poached? Better pay? Better hours? Etc? I would personally start there
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@permabulla White went from 500 million to a billion that’s in increase so this doesn’t make sense
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Hitler made the jews work a job that wasn’t banking media or porn for a couple years and they claim it was a genocide.
Whites go from 36% to 7% of the global population and replacement is a conspiracy theory.
Got it
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😳 EXCLUSIVE: Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini were all smiles at a casino weeks after his Titans firing back in 2024.
Take a look: tmz.me/DWvjLuw
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@Jakemma12 @PhillyCentral2 @meshconcept @TMZ Right…you care enough to be replying to a bunch of tweets about it lol
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@itzAspen @PhillyCentral2 @meshconcept @TMZ nah man i don’t care about other grown men’s sex life, quite gay
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@rioferdy838 @negligible_cap Dallas is now a close second to NYC in finance jobs and is rapidly expanding while New York contracts. You are whistling past New York’s graveyard.
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Ken Griffin is “appalled” that Zohran used his $238m Manhattan penthouse in his tax the rich promotional video
Citadel is now apparently considering bailing on their construction plans to build a new office in Midtown. The project would involve $6 billion in spending and would create 15k permanent jobs in NYC according to Citadel’s COO
"It is shameful that he used Ken's name as the example of those who supposedly aren't carrying their fair share of the burdens associated with New York City's often costly and wasteful spending," the email said. "In doing so, the mayor has once again manifested the ignorance and disdain of the elite political class towards those who have been consistently committed to building one of the greatest cities in the world."
Would be both incredibly petty but also hilarious if Citadel backed out of their plans over this
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@LaRistolainen @Alacritic_Super @tarinisarah Like 90% of these replies are clearly AI it’s ridiculous
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@Alacritic_Super @tarinisarah tf is this chatGPT ass response😂😂
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Joining the 1:30pm meeting at 1:18pm because I just realised its a Microsoft Teams meeting
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@sensarpensar Holy shit dude you need to take a deep breath. I only called you retarded because you are retarded. Now you’re spiraling over a tweet. Rent free in your head lil bitch 🤣
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Nah
More the fact that the GBP you guys setup for me got delisted within 5 days
Had to pay a guy on fiverr to get it back
I already rank #1-2 in my market before any SEO work
I can do more SEO for my business with Claude for less than $100/mo
So that’ll save me your $1,500/mo
And you commented to a troll who called me retarded. Even though I accomplished more today than that troll has in a month
Oh, and you guys haven’t responded to my slack messages for 5+ days
That’s why
@StrykerDigital
Bodhi- Local SEO@irentdumpsters
@sensarpensar @itzAspen Over that 🤣🤣
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@sensarpensar @irentdumpsters You’re a fucking retard I hope this is satire
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@irentdumpsters As a business owner that’s how you gotta look at it
If a tech is $165/hr then what should the owners time be worth?
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I started this business for my dad for fun
I’m actually starting to think it’s scalable lol
Made this man $150 in 15 minutes PROFIT
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Spent today partnering with local sheriffs and the NFL Hall of Fame to promote the National Child ID Kit program, which helps parents get their children’s identifying information to law enforcement IMMEDIATELY.
This initiative will save lives and find kids. That’s the most important thing law enforcement can do: protect the most vulnerable among us.
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