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Timmy turner™🐐
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Timmy turner™🐐
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💙💙CHELSEA (2025-2029 WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!!)
Lagos, Nigeria Katılım Şubat 2016
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ARTEMIS II🚨: In the mission, the 4 astronauts will travel 400,000 km from Earth, which would be the farthest any human has ever gone in all of humanity.
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What about the pathologist who misdiagnosed Mrs. Faniyan??🙃🙃
Richard Adejumobi@TheEthicalMD
Mrs. Faniyan presented to Dr. Chiamaka with fever, weight loss and enlarged neck nodes. A biopsy was done. The pathologist — a registered specialist — signed the report. Diagnosis: Tuberculosis. Dr. Chiamaka commenced anti-TB treatment. Three months later — no improvement.
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To all of us who are AA but hardly ever have Malaria and plan to keep the royal bloodline intact by marrying ONLY AA.
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Many people might not believe this but...
In 2023, I was packed into a police Danfo during a random raid in Jos, Plateau state. I was trekking for an all night session in school. They drove us to the station, seized our phones, and told everyone to sit on the bare floor behind the counter. The IPO in his faded uniform brought out rumpled sheets of paper and shouted ''Criminals remove your shoes make una write una statement for here''
I tried to look at the guys beside me who were sweating and writing things like "I am just walking and police catch me abeg I am a student." Another guy with a torn shirt was writing, "I swear to God I am not a cultist, I only went to buy indomie and egg, my mother is a widow." One particular guy was literally dropping tears on his paper, writing, "I don't smoke loud, I have CHM 101 test tomorrow morning, please have mercy in Jesus name."
I knew my family did not have 50k for any emergency bail. So I sat on that cold floor, balanced the paper on my knee, and activated the ''Femi Falana'' in me (small HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MUDER was giving me confidence).
I did not write a plea o. I wrote a chronological, legally terrifying timeline of my abduction. I used phrases like "unlawful detainment," "absence of probable cause," and "infringement of fundamental liberties." I made sure my handwriting was looking like a typed font🤲🏾
Thirty minutes later, the DPO walked in to inspect the night's harvest. He was biting the edge of a pure water sachet when he started reading the statements one by one, tossing them aside. Then he picked up my paper. He read the first paragraph, stopped, and looked at the crowd on the floor. He read it again.
I was already preparing my mind for Cell One, the one with Mosquitoes that trained in Afghanistan. I was entirely convinced my grammar had angered him.
The DPO looked at the IPO and said, "Who write this thing?" The IPO pointed at me. The DPO told me to stand up and follow him to his office. At that point, I wished I wrote my statement in Hausa😭
I entered the room, sweating like cold water. He sat down, dropped the paper on his desk, and said, "So, you sabi write English like this and you dey waka late night?"
He opened his drawer and brought out a massive stack of dirty files. He complained that the station's secretary had been sick for three days and they had a massive backlog of official reports to send to the Area Commander.
I did not enter the cell that night. I sat in a perfectly air-conditioned office from 11 PM to 4 AM, actively ghostwriting police reports, restructuring suspect confessions, and formatting legal petitions for the Nigerian Police Force. By 5 AM, the DPO gave me 15k cash for a job well done, bought me a plate of white rice, and ordered the patrol van to drive me safely to my hostel with full escorts.
If you are currently smiling at this beautiful grass-to-grace story, I want you to know that you just read several heavy paragraphs of pure, undiluted fiction. I have never been arrested in my life. I am currently on my bed eating bread and egg. But like the original tweet said, proper articulation solves 75% of your problems. The remaining 25% is knowing how to lie fluently to farm engagement on this app. Happy Sunday.
Alabi@the_Lawrenz
Bro to Bro : Learn how to read, write and speak. Comprehension and proper articulation solves nearly 75% of your problems.
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If your plans for the people were genuine, your son wouldn’t need to be actively distributing rice and foodstuffs ahead of the election. People would have been able to afford these things themselves.
This reflects poorly on your leadership.
Bola Ahmed Tinubu@officialABAT
My dear fellow Nigerians, Today, as I clock another year in the journey of life, I'm filled with joy and gratitude for the opportunity given me to serve this great nation. I want to take this moment to thank Nigerians for their messages, show of love and prayers on the occasion of my 74th birthday. I thank all our citizens for their patriotism, solidarity and support for our administration. To those who have taken space in newspapers or paid for air time on radio and television to wish me well, I thank you immensely. I must thank my wife, First Lady Oluremi Tinubu, for her kind and loving words. I also thank Vice President Kashim Shettima for all he said about me. Consistent with my tradition over the years to mark my birthday in line with the mood of the nation each year, I resolved to also observe this year's birthday low key. As I mark this special day, I am reminded of the challenges we've faced since we initiated our reforms. I'm glad that our sacrifices have not been in vain as we can see some glittering light at the end of the tunnel, despite the temporary setback caused by ongoing Middle East crisis. The credit for the positive outcomes we have achieved does not belong solely to me, our Renewed Hope team and to our government. We achieved the gains together. As we march towards the third anniversary of our administration, it is my deepest conviction that we shall succeed in building a brighter future for our citizens and future generations. We are determined to confront some of the challenges we face today, and with your continued support, we shall overcome. Let us continue to work together to build a stronger, prosperous and more resilient nation that will make Nigeria the pride of Africa. Thank you all, and happy 74th birthday to me! Bola Ahmed Tinubu President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria
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Sorry, just seeing your quote.
I’ve attached the photo you quoted, it’s too blurry for my liking, I added extra for you😭
You see, when I was working in one of the biggest banks in Nigeria as an I.T professional, you were still drawing Davido on your breast, twerking on Instagram for likes, and selling your body like bole & fish all over Port Harcourt.
You even went through my posts to comeback with my football?😂
At every point in time, I’ve always had multiple options, unlike you who has one, OLOSHO😂
I’m a Chartered Banker, a certified and experienced Project Manager, a Certified BA-Professional, a Senior Applications Analyst, BSc., MSc., just to mention a few.
In every area of life, I’m not your mate, except in knacking for money😂😂😂
By the way, that picture was taken in Barcelona. I can go anywhere in the world, with my money. No Big Brother or drawing Davido on my breast, or twerking on IG.
You this local pig. You wey dey smell
For Live TV😂😂😂
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Mrs. Bolade paid ₦200,000.
Drugs. Lab tests. All itemised.
All fake.
Dr. Ikefuna owned the clinic.
He knew.
He approved.
He collected.
He thought it was just money.
The law called it something permanent.
👀 🧵 #FromWardToBench | @TheEthicalMD
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💡 Every patient has the right to:
✅ An itemised bill
✅ Question every charge
✅ Request proof of services rendered
And every doctor must know —
A fake bill is not a small thing.
It is the end of everything.
Name removed.
Licence gone.
Career — finished.
Forever.🥲
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And to the nurse who left that note —
Thank you. 🙏
Have you ever received a suspicious hospital bill or worked in an hospital where MD gives outrageous price?
Drop your experience below. 👇
cc: @MDCNOfficial @nationalnma @Nigerian_Doctor
#FromWardToBench #MedicalLawNG
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Mrs Bolade paid ₦200,000.
Drugs. Lab tests. All itemised.
None of it was real.
The doctor who owned the clinic thought it was just money.
The law called it something else entirely.
Case 006 drops tonight 8pm.
👀 #FromWardToBench | @TheEthicalMD
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The most terrifying phrase in clinical rotations to a med student isn’t “We are losing him!”
It’s a Consultant suddenly looking away from the patient, staring directly into the crowd of med students, and saying: "Now, who can tell me..."
Suddenly, everybody is intensely fascinated by the floor tiles.
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I’m sorry but this can never be correct.
You can never be more clinically sound than a physician, there is no way 😸😸😸😸.
Bro what are you talking about 😭😭😭😭.
Unless say the Dr no go school at all, maybe nah fresh grad and you probably have been in practice for long, even at that it won’t pass diagnosis, a pharmacist can never manage patients clinically better than a physician.
If we are crying please let’s be seeing ooooooo
Ayofe Olaniyi@ayofe_olaniyi
@rundriveng You really fall my hand today!! …Have you met a clinical pharmacist that is more clinically sound than a physician. Some of them have what it takes to attend to a patient perfectly.
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