Allen “Run His Ass out of town” Smith

I don’t know why everyone is scared of booby traps , I’m excited for my first !

I’m really into all things space but I’m yet to see these illegal aliens that everyone is chatting about ?

@Hanks_Burner69 Just got done substitute teaching for a bunch of losers , I’m ready to get smashed

@itzallencuh not a real boozer

MAJOR BREAKING: Epstein survivors just announced they will release their own list of names. “We know who abused us. We saw who came and went. This list will be survivor-led—for survivors.” The government stalled. Now the victims are doing it themselves.

I was on ft with some huzz trying to secure a double date for my roommate and I. They asked what we should do, and I mentioned that they could come to church with us sunday. For the next 10 minutes they laughed so hard they cried and non stop clowned my ass. Men don't stand a chance

@Hanks_Burner69 Does this apply a day later ?

I’m gonna booze tonight

Burger bowl #fatnigga

@chancothewizard Tf it all look fake for ?

#fn breakfast

@bluebeari3 Them motorboat bruises ?? #Lank

Let's goooooooooo #spurs

@CardinalsNewEra Mfs really watched the hawks last year while being a Arizona fan and think they program stands even a smidge of a chance...

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@rahsh33m Some post pasta puss

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@RodJohn67 No shit like grow tf up

What made you get that septum pierced?

Just smoked some lay ups at my own teams open gym and my players giggled ….

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Really need to stuff my money in a strippers ass soon

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@RodJohn67 You are allergic to fun lmao

@itzallencuh Just thinking how I heard someone say gas was too expensive to go to the strip club

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when my white girl music start playing in front of the homies