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@CryptoOnlyCoims What happened

Never doubted him for a minute.

It’s a myth that you only use 10% of your brain. Most of your brain is active almost all of the time.

@niasimonexo And 👏🏻

@niasimonexo Need to hear the moans

sex with music playing is so corny

Age of countries by ancient origins: 🇮🇷 Iran: 5,226 years 🇪🇬 Egypt: 5,126 years 🇻🇳 Vietnam: 4,905 years 🇦🇲 Armenia: 4,518 years 🇰🇵 North Korea: 4,359 years 🇨🇳 China: 4,096 years 🇮🇳 India: 4,026 years 🇬🇪 Georgia: 3,326 years 🇪🇹 Ethiopia: 3,006 years 🇬🇷 Greece: 2,826 years 🇷🇺 Russia: 2,726 years 🇦🇫 Afghanistan: 2,704 years 🇯🇵 Japan: 2,686 years 🇲🇳 Mongolia: 2,235 years 🇹🇭 Thailand: 1,426 years

Is this her real face or is this AI?

A.M. stands for “Ante Meridiem,” which is Latin for “Before Midday”; P.M. stands for “Post Meridiem,” which is Latin for “After Midday.”

Elephants can die of a broken heart if their mate dies.

@solanogod My gp a carpenter they can put em back on

Siempre voy a admirar la tranquilidad de los carniceros estando a unos mililitros de perder un dedo

At a Mexican Restaurant in Takoma and this is our table card.

pulled in mcdonald’s drive thru and the cashier said “welcome back”

Rage bait

Stanley Kubrick's Lolita poster by Bartosz Kosowski

@ohmygodwhatwhy Like every job has you with an older friend…

there are a lot of valid critiques for age gap couples but “what do they even talk about” has always pissed me off. have none of you ever talked to older people before it’s relatively normal

@LiliooYouo9924 @RespectfulMemes Oh it was snakes yeah we brought frogs to Australia or was that just the simpsons

@ix53n @RespectfulMemes Dodos are derived from birds that could fly. Lack of predators meant they could evolve however they wanted and eventually they lost their flight capacities.. When WE arrived we brought rats, snakes, and other things with us, that started devastaing the eggs. We also hunted Dodo.

@SeverusChud Accuracy? 🤷🏻‍♂️