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Jo Clare

@j0clare

Personal Trainer & Private Spin Class Instructor (DM for details) Hanging in there....still have own teeth, hips & knees! Covid conscious - mask up! 🦠

Manchester Katılım Nisan 2009
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The Internet Fish
The Internet Fish@TheInternetFish·
This is killing me man
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TheHost
TheHost@TheHost_·
I manage a movie theater. Small independent cinema. Teen came in. Bought one ticket. Sat through three movies. Staff wanted to kick him out. I said no. “He’s not bothering anyone.” Happened every weekend. Same kid. All day. Finally approached him. “You really like movies, huh?” He shrugged. “It’s warm. And quiet.” Home wasn’t safe. Stepfather was violent. Theater was his escape. “Come whenever you want. On me.” He came daily. After school. Weekends. I gave him a job. Usher. Minimum wage.
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Dr. Jen Wolkin | ADHD + Trauma Therapist
Dr. Jen Wolkin | ADHD + Trauma Therapist@drjenwolkin·
Anyone: “Getting older is such a gift” Perimenopause: It sure is…I’m just going to freeze the shoulder, play a loud ringing noise in your ear, make you unbearably hot then unexpectedly freezing, oh, let’s have some hair coming in thick from your chin, and here’s some homicidal level rage for every time your partner chews from now on, cue the 3-day bleeding followed by the 75-day bleeding 3-months later, and NO MORE SLEEP. XO, Dr. Jen
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moncho
moncho@monchoidk·
man I just want gas the fuck does this mean
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NO CONTEXT HUMANS
NO CONTEXT HUMANS@HumansNoContext·
He accepted his fate
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yinkaaaaa
yinkaaaaa@whoisgmz_·
This is the best video on the internet right now ❤️💍
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Yr buskined mistress & yr warrior love
Yr buskined mistress & yr warrior love@rhymeswithvery·
now that so many people are taking GLP-1s, we (science/media) can see & talk abt the appearance of rarer side effects, but when we vaccinate billions of people simultaneously using new tech, we cannot acknowledge the appearance of rarer side effects? & we refuse to help anyone?
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Bernie🦚🐯✈👻🥥
Bernie🦚🐯✈👻🥥@berniethepilot·
The best way to see the beauty around you is to see it through the eyes of someone who has never seen it. Thank you to the World Cup Tourists for reminding us.
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Joezempic 💉
Joezempic 💉@JoeWritesThings·
Me in my late 70s, getting ready to perform Fight For This Love in my care home’s talent show.
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cloverfield ☘️🧚🏻‍♀️
cloverfield ☘️🧚🏻‍♀️@superednatural·
Boggles my mind that there are some people who KNOW c0vid is what disabled them but still don't wear a mask and get really snippy and snarky when other disabled people ask about it like 😭
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cloverfield ☘️🧚🏻‍♀️
cloverfield ☘️🧚🏻‍♀️@superednatural·
"Man. This is like the 5th time I've had Cholera and it's really disrupting my life :(" "Oh! Have you tried filtering your water before drinking it?" "I'll filter my water if it's mandatory, but other than that it's nobody's business but my own what I do with my water" ???
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Scott Squires @scottsquires.bsky.social
Scott Squires @scottsquires.bsky.social@scott_squires·
Every day I curse Biden and everyone in public health who completely failed at their most basic job for all Americans. To inform them about COVID and long COVID. For lying and pushing Americans to ignore COVID & not take it seriously. How many lives continue to be ruined
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Don
Don@Donwillioni·
About to watch the World Cup in the pub when a fella said to me ‘I bet you can’t name 3 Qatar players’ I replied - George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton #worldcup
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Donnie Maclean
Donnie Maclean@donniemaclean·
Hey @GoldenWonderUK I'm renovating the house I bought recently. I just pulled a kitchen unit away from the wall and found these beauties! I'm estimating late 1970s. What do you reckon?!
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Alexandra Nikolidaki
Alexandra Nikolidaki@home_alexandr·
This dish is one of the most commonly cooked meals in Greek households. It's simple, nutritious, full of iron, and incredibly delicious. Ingredients 1 pound (500 g) lentils 1 cup (250 g) tomato juice ½ cup (140 g) extra virgin olive oil 5 cups (...
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elle carnitine 🍉
elle carnitine 🍉@elle_carnitine·
The one and only Lola Germs is back with an enthralling video about the history of airborne disease transmission. I’ve seen a preview and damn! it’s really is that good. Tune in next week for the première!
Lola Germs@LolaGerms

My first post in a long-ass time to announce the premiere of my upcoming feature length airborne science history extravaganza! Sunday June 21: 🕗8pm CEST 🕑2pm EDT 🕚11am PDT There will be a watch party on YT with a live stream afterwards :-)

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heather 💫
heather 💫@_hxneyglow·
no one wants to acknowledge the amount of cognitive dysfunction repeat covid infections causes and how it’s contributing to this crisis tho. these kids have all had this shit multiple times as their little brains are trying to develop and no one wants to come to terms w that
danascully77 (darlel)@DScully77

real life check-in: i'm grading AP exams (for extra money) and y'all, the kids are not okay. this literary crisis is really getting out of hand. this is so sad.

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Eric Alper 🎧
Eric Alper 🎧@ThatEricAlper·
My favorite new word…
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