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@tomangell So strange to regularly bite the hand that literally feeds you. Why pretend as if a meaningful portion of your organization’s support is not directly from the “cannabros” you regularly belittle? Honest question btw. I have zero cannabis investments.

A lot of people on cannabis Twitter seem really fired up about a "reverse split." I don't really know what that is, but it sounds like something your mom might do.

@TakeTakeTakeApp 👀 👋

web sneak peek 🤫 coming soon reply to this post if you want early access

@OrlandoTragic_ I’m more impressed by seeing Hary Garris hitting 3’s 🗑️ 🧱

This Markelle would 1000% be a perfect 6th man for this current squad

@Marcusbramham @ZelenskyyUa ill

I genuinely thought your conflict was over - hadn’t heard a peep from the Democrats who sponsored it during the Autopen Administration- no one has said boo. It’s amazing that that happens when the financial support tap is shut off from the grifting Democrats. Here’s the solution to your problems; offer Russia a 99 year lease on some land that Ukraine has get them to pay you for the lease and they get to keep any resources that that the land provides and or what’s produced from it. It’s likely it’ll be port access or something. Make it a win win and in return they withdraw their troops and you all say” ok, let’s move on” NATO is no longer so you can forget that shit now. The UN is essentially dissolved , the EU don’t have the money to support an endless 5+ year war. I have the blueprint for the lease agreement which is s win win for Ukraine and Russia. Happy to share it with you as I think it’s a reasonable way out for both nations. I used Grok to help me write the blueprint agreement end to hostilities.

I have instructed our representatives to contact the team of the President of the United States and clarify the details of Russia’s proposal for a short-term ceasefire. Ukraine seeks peace and is doing the necessary diplomatic work to bring this war to a real end. We will clarify what exactly this is about – a few hours of security for a parade in Moscow, or something more. Our proposal is a long-term ceasefire, reliable and guaranteed security for people, and a lasting peace. Ukraine is ready to work toward this in any dignified and effective format.

@VegasDeadlock @CDNThe3rd all roads..

Joe Rogan learns about #deadlock from Brian Simpson, this is not AI

@OrlandoTragic_ #EverybodyIn(MyAss) #MagicIn(5inches)

Clean up isle, MY PANTS

@_Jayydott_ @wired_magic @RcMagic89 Grok please fuck my wife

@wired_magic @RcMagic89

This notice popped up as I was buying playoff tickets🤔🤔🤔 #MakeItMagic

@chesscom @CDNThe3rd DFWPYUO Kappa

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@jespvg He’s like if JI was actually talented at anything else besides 1-2 blocks a game

I’m seeing Jamal Cain in 2027 rotations on here

@_notbrandxn I think players are just trained to over embellish contact like this in hopes of baiting a whistle. Theatrics are a commonplace trait in the modern NBA — pretty boring and can go against you like this too.

im so serious this is deadass one of the worst plays i ever seen, like you let a 6'0 "shove" you so hard to you cost your team points

Just created an iridescent substance that can fold in on itself and create infinity. I wrapped it around my shoulders and now i'm endless. Lol. April fools you fucking moron

@solarbearkid007 @therealBeede All that to say: I love Jase’s game and am happy he’ll be forced to get meaningful minutes tonight.

@solarbearkid007 @therealBeede Brother.. the Magic traded the house for Bane and have drawn up maybe a handful of catch & shoot 3’s for him. Mosely is offensively clueless. It’s why you see Prunty draw up the crucial offensive possessions.

The #Magic have added Jalen Suggs to the injury report for tonight’s game against the Pacers. He’s OUT due to an illness.

Here at Kia Center where the #Magic are inducting Alex Martins into the Orlando Magic Hall of Fame at noon. Link to watch: youtube.com/live/M1yAzyfmm…

@MagicFilmRoom #IsThisAnything 🤯

Tonight is the first time the Orlando Magic will have all of Franz Wagner, Paolo Banchero, Jalen Suggs and Moritz Wagner active in 467 days. When all four players play 10+ minutes in a game, the Magic are 55-39 all-time (41-22 since 2023-24). Additionally, when all four play and Banchero, Suggs, and Franz Wagner each score at least 10 points, the team is 31-13 (70.5%) since 2023-24.

@OMagicGuru Neither can defend and their shooting percentages will drop at least 10% as is customary for all all new Magicians. No thanks

Middleton and Eric Gordon will likely be available

@JOHNDOUGHUNO @AlexCanInvest @FluentInFinance Even if you don’t believe in it, from a purely historical standpoint, you would be wise to invest in index funds and let compounding do the thing it has done for many, many years (and presidents, and wars, and bubbles, and illnesses, etc)

@AlexCanInvest @FluentInFinance young people don’t believe in this shit future you all speak of so not many are investing… rightfully so

If you’re in your 20’s or 30’s, consider this a blessing and invest for your retirement.

@OrlandoTragic_ Me doing my girl’s laundry

@NBATradeReport @OrlandoMagic 🫡

Boston will be shopping Anfernee Simons ahead of the Feb. 5 trade deadline. #NBA

@beyondtheRK I’m a ride or die regardless (including persistently appreciating all of your content) but I’m really hoping to see a very strong second half of the season.

@beyondtheRK That really does feel like a recurring motto. Or that we’re always just “one piece” away. Feeling a little weary of the shifting goal posts tbh. And this doesn’t explain the stagnant O schemes that rely on way too much iso/hero ball.

Patience and get healthy, Magic fans!