@Phontomen It's sitting at a solid 0% liberated right now so I'm gonna guess this doesn't work.
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Joey Porter
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Joey Porter
@j0eyv3
You are all witnesses, the internet killed grammar.
Burlington NJ Katılım Kasım 2009
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Now wait a second.
Guys.
Now that everyone knows how Trivial Spamming works in Helldivers 2.
And Aurora Bay is moving very quickly along because of it right now.
What if.
Now follow me here.
We just encircle Cyberstan by ourselves before Arrowhead can tell us not to?
Iconodule of Damascus ☦@OrthoIconodule
@Phontomen The strategy should be to siege Cyberstan.
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@interstatejuche Oh don't worry, they won't show up for work and some guy will go around voting against it for them.
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WE'RE AT 50 VOTES FOR THE SAVE ACT WE'RE GOING TO HIT THE DNC EXTINCTION BUTTON AHHHHH
Mike Lee@BasedMikeLee
🚨 I’m thrilled to receive the news that Senator Susan Collins has announced her support for the SAVE America Act!🚨 This is huge!
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@FDataAnalysis @Max33Verstappen @AstonMartinF1 @redbullracing @alo_oficial @lance_stroll If the solution to battery power is to rev the absolute hell out of the engine, will the number of engines per season be increased? Or will we see the return of the kablamo?
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***FIRST LOOK AT 2026 TELEMETRY***
VER’s top speed was already +24 km/h vs his best 2025 quali lap 😳
Conversely, Stroll barely exceeded 300 km/h due to Honda PU issues - Alonso PTSD incoming ⚠️
VER lapped 4.375s slower than in quali, yet was already gaining time on the two main straights...
Clipping (speed drop at full-throttle from ERS power cut-off) looks better than expected: good news, #F1 fans! #F1Testing
[Cadillac and Alpine telemetry unavailable]
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@discord_support I'd much rather just not use Discord than give you any information you've already proven you can't keep secure.
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Discord will soon be expanding teen safety protections worldwide including teen-by-default settings and age assurance designed to create safer experiences for teens.
We’re also launching recruitment for Discord's first Teen Council, creating a space for teen voices to help shape our safety and wellbeing work. Applications are now open for US teens ages 13–17.
Learn more about these updates here: dis.gd/teen-safety
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@ChairmanAlex @VivekGRamaswamy @schroedertony @PutnamGOP Never visit Ohio is what you're saying. Got it.
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Our nominee @VivekGRamaswamy is getting support everywhere. Ohio’s most conservative county just made an unprecedented endorsement. Thank you @schroedertony @PutnamGOP! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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@Daractenus This looks a lot like what they build on college campuses now. Only difference is instead of being 100% gray, it's two different shades of brown.
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Because it remains important to show the world what Russia looks like, the country that continues to spent hundreds of millions of dollars every night trying to freeze and terrorize the Ukrainian population, I have compiled a "best of" from my guides through Russia's cities.🧵
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@JamesTate121 First one, 1955. Iterated and improved on since then. You don't even have to buy one new.
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@JamesTate121 Are you just willingly stupid? Machines do that. You don't even have to own the machine, you can hire a guy that does.
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This carrot farmer has almost a million dollars of carrots to pick but this administration and the fear of ICE ran off all the workers and he will lose his farm.
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@elonmusk In New Jersey they look a little angry when you hand them your license, which I find hilarious.
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@elonmusk Too late. They already died in hospitals where none of the staff can read a clock.
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Optimus will be amazing for protecting and taking care of your elderly parents
Adam Lowisz X Meetup 🇺🇸🇵🇱🇪🇺🇬🇧🇺🇦@AdamLowisz
This is a great discussion by @elonmusk at the WEF in Davos on how Optimus will help the elderly. Our population is aging rapidly. Just the other day my grandmother fell and broke her hip. She lives by herself about an hour drive from me, so it's difficult to be there all the time. She was found on the floor laying for 5 hours. The only way we knew something was wrong was because she wasn't answering the phone, we had to drive an hour to see what happened. She refuses a caregiver who lives in the neighborhood to come in and check in on her, she insists that she doesn't need help. Optimus would be a huge lifesaver for her. She can still maintain her independence and have Optimus there to help her when she needs it. Optimus can adjust its help based on her personality and observing what she needs help with so she can still feel independent and active without all the dangers that come with being nearly 90 years old.
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@johnfromyoutube Don't you know, he'd be worth like 80 billion dollars without those trolls! 🤣😂
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@YellowFlashGuy Nothing is worse than walking down the stairs to see what your brother is watching just to get jump scared by a closeup of this guy's head.
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Wait the ICE Killa is an active lolcow?! Any good documentary videos on this one?!
Phoenix 🇺🇸@Phoenix2A_1980s
The Goblin King Cyraxx is doubling down and calling Libs of Tik Tok a failure He's actually DOUBLING DOWN on it 💀😂
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@erik_thorvalds Once you're free, how will the border crossing work? Passportless like how going to visit Niagara falls used to be?
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Albertan 51st state talk has been railroaded since the advent of the petition.
But I want to highlight this again considering the Liberals plan for an American invasion.
Alberta should not join the USA.
Alberta should become its own nation.
We can be best friends with the USA.
We could host troops in Alberta on former Canadian bases to protect us from Ottawa.
We will keep them well fed with good BBQ and Alberta steak.
But we will be sovereign.
Could you imagine being under a Michelle Obama administration? Or an AOC one?
We don’t need to trade our Eastern elites for a new set of ones.
Alberta First!
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@mark_slapinski Your last name must have made childhood very hard for you.
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Dear Americans:
Your allies no longer respect you. Pretty soon your country will be a Pariah state like North Korea or Russia.
Signed: the sane people of the planet
Secretary Marco Rubio@SecRubio
In just one year, President Trump has reclaimed American sovereignty by boldly pursuing peace through strength. Because of his decisive leadership, our allies respect us, our adversaries fear us, and the American people are put first. Promises made, promises kept.
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@My3Alexandra I wouldn't be surprised if we start seeing actual demons flying through the sky at this point.
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OMG She burned her children to death inside a car when they were helpless🥹🥹
And Phil Murphy set her free
This is the Democratic Party of NJ
Asbury Park Press@AsburyParkPress
Murphy gives clemency to mom who burned toddlers to death; reaction is fierce app.com/story/news/cri…
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@wakeupnj You know what's funny? It's only the kids I see riding them that actually have on full face helmets and clothing that'd survive a slide. I see adults going down 541 with a half shell helmet, a t shirt, and shorts. Bicycle squids. 😂
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Murphy signed the e-bike law 😫
This will make those that need to be pedaled to activate a motor to fast e-moto bikes that are like a motorcycle in the same category in New Jersey
This is stupid, & now New Jersey is now the ONLY state to require insurance for them
Wake Up NJ 🇺🇸 New Jersey@wakeupnj
Lawmakers rushed through a bill (S4834/A6235) that would basically treat almost every e-bike in the state like a motor vehicle That means licenses, registration, & insurance for things that many people use as simple pedal-assist bikes All because “we have to do something.”, it's complete overreach njleg.state.nj.us/bill-search/20… Bill 🔗
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@FAFOFarmsTX I like the one on the right since fine details are gone from every logo. Like how Cadillac used to have the merlettes.
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Looking to do a logo redesign. For those who don't know we actually started out raising pastured poultry, which is why we had the chicken being shot out of a cannon originally.
Which one do y'all prefer? A or B. #1 choice doesn't necessarily mean which one we'll choose. 😅
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@ShitpostRock Because you've had so many cosmetic surgeries you forgot you were human.
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@BryceMLipscomb Nnnnah, I'm Russian Orthodox. We've gotten this same call before, and then they started the war in Ukraine. You'd go there to be expendable fodder.
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BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨:
Russia 🇷🇺 is opening up their country to Christians.
President Vladimir Putin has stated he wants American Christians, Middle Eastern Christians, European Christians to come & immigrate to Russia.
Putin wants Russia to be the Christian nation of the 🌎 .
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@Torykbirdthrowa I loved Mr. House's plot line. This guy can shield a portion of civilization from nuclear warheads, produce security robots long after the apocalypse, and aims to bring humanity back to space? Immediately on his side. Only did the other endings for achievements.
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reminder, the entire game starts with you, a courier, being ambushed and killed for this chip. a chip that House developed, a chip House took centuries to find again after the bombs dropped, a chip that House HIRED YOU to deliver and in turn invite you as his Right-Hand Man (or woman)...
and you, the bumbling half-brained idiot most of you could be after a bullet tears through your skull, thinks it's a smart idea....
to try and barter right in front of him, in the middle of his house, in his face.
yeah no wonder he "gets mad" once and only once.
WHICH HE IMMEDIATELY SWAPS OUT OF WHEN YOU JUST GIVE HIM THE CHIP! TELLING YOU HE UNDERSTANDS BUT WOULD THINK YOU'D PLAY IT SMARTER.
i swear half of you didnt actually play, you just follow the fuckin memes
Wild Wasteland Memes@Wasteland_Memes
Bruh… >Mr House in New Vegas absolutely melts down if you don’t give him the chip. >He obviously doesn’t actually get Cold Fusion in the show. This is the most uninformed, ignorant, smooth-brained critique of the show since it began. Astonishing level of idiocy.
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