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I post nonsensical and sarcastically boring jokes. My financial advice if I do provide are even worse. My meme contents are obnoxiously weird. But I'm still a very nice, kind hearted, god fearing, father of 4 who loves @X - the everything (familyman)app

@BillyM2k Big PUMP is coming. Flush out all unrealistic leverage positions. Sunday night or at the max Monday when the pump starts

i wonder what random reason they’ll make up that crypto and the markets are down today

@AshCrypto As I said before. PUMP is getting closer and closer. One more dump to clear all leverage then the real PUMP starts

Bitcoin is DUMPING. Ethereum is DUMPING. Gold is DUMPING. Silver is DUMPING. S&P 500 is DUMPING. Nasdaq is DUMPING. Bonds are DUMPING Even the Oil is going down. If everything is DUMPING, where the hell is the money going?

@davidgokhshtein @michaelbweb3 1000% if you say so.

@michaelbweb3 Will you buy it if I tell you?

next billion dollar #memecoin ?? 👀

@davidgokhshtein Mate that one garbage was your suggestion,$PEPE (atleast when it launched) And at which time you were the only person supporting $PEPE. bro have big respect for you since than

If you’ve been in crypto for the last 24 months, you should have at least 0.5 $BTC to your name. And don’t give me the “I couldn’t afford it” excuse. I’ve seen what most of you aped into. You found money for garbage launches, dead narratives, and coins that lasted 36 hours. If you really wanted Bitcoin, you would’ve found a way. Side hustle. Extra work. Uber Eats. DoorDash. Whatever it took. Shame on you if you didn’t. But the good news is, you still have time.

@_RichardTeng @binance In 2021 I was given advice that if you wanna grow in crypto you need a Twitter (@X account. CT was the only go through source for crypto. Rest is history.

Numbers like these reflect the trust our users place in us every day, and we do not take that lightly. Thank you. 🙏 @binance will keep building for the long run.

@cryptorover Yes there's no reason why it shouldn't. After all its banking committee 😅

Will the Clarity Act pass? Yes or No.

@ElonMuskAOC For that photo op with Tim you win a free IPOD with preloaded Taylor swift songs

When Trump says “Elon stop being an autist”

@cryptorover Rover what are the odds of $BTC crossing 100k by tomorrow if Clarity Act passes

Capitulation before $BTC rockets to $250K. Patience...

@Davincij15 Based on that theory this last dip doesn't add up. IMO $BTC May revisit once more late $60k before that collosal pump

In 2018 Bitcoin "crashed" from $19,700 to $3,200 In 2022 Bitcoin "crashed" from $69,000 to $15,500 In 2025 Bitcoin "crashed" from $126,000 to $81,000 See the pattern?

@ElonMuskAOC One things for sure $DOGE to the moon

@ElonMuskAOC I decoded your comments but partial Xi is still negotiating hard You signed 6 contracts Can't figure out about Trump n other

Beijing is lit Trump just brought some girls back to the crib Xi is at the casino Jensen got lost trying to fight some street vendors I’ve already made 6 kids since landing 8 hours ago Productive trip so far Follow for more updates

@CryptoTony__ 3/4th of men in the world are in trouble than ? I'm way safe....lot room to play with (just in case you all were guessing)

Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to four inches.

@CryptoTony__ Mate i will retire my local barista dude who didn't charge me for that extra shot of coffee in my latte. Will also retire my already retired neighbour's. F..kn will also retire the neighbour's Dog too. (It's been working day n night barking at even birds n lizards)

Every crypto millionaire I meet has the same exact story. They believed when no one else did. >They believed when crypto looked like it was going to be boring for a while. >They believed even when their bags were down 90%. >They believed when everyone else around them was quitting. Then God candles started popping up left and right and they got filthy rich. It's already starting, the ones still paying attention see it. If you're still holding you're about to retire your bloodline.

@BillyM2k NEGATIVE reply: No Way SMART A.S reply: Would you trade your arms n legs ? POSITIVE reply: I will trade my arms n legs for a billion dollars. LOGICAL reply: I will trade my arms and legs for A billion dollars provided they stay attached to my body.

would you trade your arms and legs for a billion dollars?

We didn’t land on the Moon 60 years ago No way

@ElonMuskAOC Hahaaaa.🤣🤣 Just like Santa Claus. We all believed for it for a few years but as we grew older realised; Santa was becoming stingy with the presents and stopped using wrapping paper.

Putin says the special military operation in Ukraine is “coming to an end.” Iran US war in its final days 15th of May Kevin Warsh is expected to replace Jerome Powell as Fed Chair. & of course The U.S. Senate Banking Committee is reviewing the CLARITY Act, Don't get liquidated before that big pump. Still I'm sure there's a big dump followed by collosal PUMP Be prepared

The same Banks who called Bitcoin and crypto a "scam" are now terrified it’ll put them out of business. Ahead of the May 14th Senate vote, U.S. banking groups are panicking and pushing for last-minute changes to kill stablecoin yields. They’re flat-out rejecting a Senate compromise that allows for rewards, fearing "activity-based" incentives are just interest in disguise. They know if you can actually earn on your digital dollars, their low-interest savings accounts are toast. Banks are losing the grip and Crypto is taking over. Bitcoin is about to disrupt the entire Financial system.

Putin says the special military operation in Ukraine is “coming to an end.” Iran US war in its final days 15th of May Kevin Warsh is expected to replace Jerome Powell as Fed Chair. & of course The U.S. Senate Banking Committee is reviewing the CLARITY Act, Don't get liquidated before that big pump. Still I'm sure there's a big dump followed by collosal PUMP Be prepared

The recent crypto rally may be at risk because bullish sentiment on social media has become too extreme.

Putin says the special military operation in Ukraine is “coming to an end.” Iran US war in its final days 15th of May Kevin Warsh is expected to replace Jerome Powell as Fed Chair. & of course The U.S. Senate Banking Committee is reviewing the CLARITY Act, Don't get liquidated before that big pump. Still I'm sure there's a big dump followed by collosal PUMP Be prepared

HUGE: $BTC average spot order size is rising. Whales are secretly accumulating.

@cryptorover Putin says the special military operation in Ukraine is “coming to an end.” Iran US war in its final days 15th of May Kevin Warsh is expected to replace Jerome Powell as Fed Chair. Be prepared