Tío Jordan

Coming home and not having chai greet me kills me.

Breaking: NASCAR icon Kyle Busch, a two-time Cup Series champion, has died at the age of 41, the racing series announced Thursday.

@JustinMonty it’s not that I hate Travis, he just be sounding like a bitch sometimes. Thanks as always for reading my emails, primo!

WEMBY PUT SHAI & CHET ON A POSTER 😱

Why is no one talking about the fact that appetizers are now the same price as entrees

Who will you be rooting for in 2026 Fifa World Cup? ⚽️ 🏟

Sam Sarver scored a stoppage-time game-winning goal for FC Dallas last night at San Jose. Beer cans were thrown onto the field and Sarver grabbed one off the ground and shotgunned it. IMMEDIATE MLS heritage.

FIFA painted over a beautiful, long-standing mural in Downtown Dallas. It was gifted to the city by marine life artist & conservationist Wyland in the 90s as a reminder to protect our beloved oceans. What an unnecessary loss, especially given no matches are actually in Dallas.

My mom: *takes me to the doctor's office* 4 year old me:

@neti_neti1 @CookingHub_ #GriddleGang

@CookingHub_ Who the hell owns a flat top outdoor grill

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA O FINAL

“Fresh diaper. Good. Now, shit your pants again, immediately”

I should be sick of him but I dunno man he’s still got it

@TansuYegen It’s for used zyns

Toyota hid a genius tray nobody noticed until they did 🧠

When I first heard this song, I barely could understand the words he sings. Now, I still barely understand the words he sings.

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

@SportsSturm Big WW vibes in that pic

Live coverage of my text exchange with my football fan son.

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

@SportsSturm Big vibes of Big X ThaDez

Goodness gracious, Mr UDFA.

Fun Fact: The war in Iran costs us more in one hour than this program costs in a year.