James🔰🪐

@ThatsFootballTV Proper crimes are occurring btw

@zxsmithh Not really

I’m sorry but is this not fucking insane????

@TouchlineX What’s up with him?

🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Matthijs de Ligt is NOT traveling with Manchester United on their training camp. The Dutch defender has been injured for almost 5 months now.

@TouchlineX Also allows him less protection

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Lamine Yamal wears extremely tiny shin pads. This allows him to move around with greater ease.

@RealJamesWoods You look at your country in the month of April in 2026, and genuinely think “yeah the power is in the hands of the people”? 😂

Our friends, the Brits, went from relinquishing their right to bear arms in 1997 to standing on the edge of the Islamist abyss today. Our Second Amendment is not about the right to go duck hunting, folks. It’s about keeping power in the hands of The People.

Bruno Fernandes, the human being: - TODAY, he spent an hour signing autographs and taking photos with fans at the team’s hotel in Kildare. - After the extraordinary 120 minute win over Lyon at Old Trafford, Bruno stayed outside the stadium for over two hours - long after most had left - signing shirts, taking photos, & chatting with every waiting fan, he’s repeatedly spotted doing this after games. - A father DM’d Bruno three months earlier saying he was bringing his autistic son to OT for the first time vs Brentford. Bruno remembered, arranged a tunnel meet-and-greet after the game, posed for photos, and handed the boy his worn match shirt. - When Manchester United limited tickets & support for non-playing staff at the FA Cup final, Bruno stepped in &covered the costs himself so everyone could be there. He’s also known for thanking every member of the backroom team after games. - At a hospice in Didsbury, Bruno handed out gifts, signing autographs, chatting with patients & families. “If you can give back.. even a smile.. it means a lot.. these days always [do]. I come here & see smiles.. but I am the one who goes home with the biggest smile.” These aren’t isolated PR moments, they’re a pattern of behaviour towards fans, teammates & staff. Bruno’s the captain, the person, the human, who remembers the small things, uses his platform quietly, treating people with decency & respect.

@afcjxmes 2 out of 11 still injured?

Some lengths the boys have gone to fake these injuries eh?

@terrikibiriti No

I’m very confused because didn’t moon landing people become the furthest traveled????

🚨 REPORTER: Attacking power plants and bridges violates Geneva Convention. Isn’t that a war crime? TRUMP 🇺🇸: I hope I don’t have to do it… they won’t have nuclear weapons. REPORTER: That didn’t answer my question. TRUMP: You are fake news.

@FabrizioRomano Pretty sure you did

🚨 Mikel Arteta: “We didn't deserve to lose the match at Southampton, but this is football and we get punished for things that are related to our identity”. “That's the thing that we need to defend. In the strongest possible way”.

Is hating Bruno not a bit boring now? He seems like a quality bloke off the pitch

@Jaack Don’t really think he’s an unlikeable guy, he’s a great person off the pitch and in the community tbf

Aside from Bruno Fernandes, who is the most unlikeable player in the Premier League?

@Utdtruthful Sell dorgu? wtf

🚨 Paul Scholes’ Manchester United KEEP or SELL in the summer: - Lammens: “Keep” - Dalot: “Just keep” - Mazraoui: “Sell” - Licha Martinez: “Keep” - Patrick Dorgu: “Sell” - Leny Yoro: “Sell” - Shaw: “Sell” - Mount: “Sell” - Ugarte: “Sell” - Zirkzee: “Sell” #MUFC [@goodbadftblpod]

Amazing what can happen when you produce good movies, isn't it?

@kimmoFC “Trying to hurt” 😂😭

What a coward Ryan Manning is. Trying to hurt a player half his age.

@FabrizioRomano @osowxvyy

🚨⚠️ Arteta says Madueke’s injury is less serious than initially feared: “Noni was really worried, especially after what happened in his other knee a few weeks ago, and he was out for six weeks. It is nowhere near that injury”. “He should be out for days, not weeks”.

@TouchlineX Famous American league la liga

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Top 10 leagues in the world right now, according to Perplexity: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 1: Premier League 🇺🇸 2: La Liga 🇮🇹 3: Serie A 🇩🇪 4: Bundesliga 🇸🇦 5: Saudi League 🇫🇷 6: Ligue 1 🇧🇷 7: Brazilian league 🇵🇹 8: Portuguese league 🇹🇷 9: Turkish league 🇺🇸 10: MLS

@centregoals Cos of the interview?

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Liam Rosenior has confirmed that Enzo Fernandez has been DROPPED for the next two games! 🔵⚠️

@FabrizioRomano I’m not crying you are

❤️‍🩹🇧🇷 Casemiro on leaving Man United: “I hope I don't cry on the last day… My wife already cried the other day when the fans asked me to stay one more year”. “I just want to enjoy all these moments, and I'll remain a United supporter for the rest of my LIFE”.

@Ryanair I’m guessing tomorrow they’ll be saying April fools? 👀

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@topic201 @TouchlineX 96 and 01 got relegated

@TouchlineX How about Manchester City?

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Only 6 teams have never been relegated from the Premier League: • Arsenal • Chelsea • Manchester United • Liverpool • Everton • Tottenham