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please stay with me while i break this down.🙏
Jason statham? there’s 99% chance of him turning it into a car chase that totals 12 Lamborghinis. your son’s rescue mission becomes fast & furious17 collateral damage budget becomes higher than your house.😂 let’s not forget how bad our roads are🥲
Denzel washington He’s going to take 30 minutes to explain life lessons to your son during the rescue. “boy, you need to understand that pain is just weakness leaving the body.” fulani herdsmen would have beheaded him by then.
Agent 47? no long talk, the heat in nigeria will probably make him malfunction. it’s a no.
Jack bauer? he will def torture someone on live TV to find your son. your son gets rescued at 7:00am, but he has committed 4 war crimes before 7:15am 😂 you’re now on a watchlist too. let’s not forget your son will be used as bait 3 separate times. it’s a no too😂
Tom cruise?He’s going to hang off a plane then jump just to ask a guy one question. Mission budget = nasa budget😂 you don’t have money for that either. and he’s bringing a team that will all almost die for drama.
so John wick is the man for the job
why? his motive is clear, he doesn’t have time for speeches, just give him a location and when he goes there everyone dies, son comes home.
he took on the high table over a dog,now Imagine what he does for a child.
just get him a dog as payment and you’re good😂
who are you hiring if it were you?
haffab@thsblackkk
You son kidnapped, who'll you hire to rescue him???
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I didn’t even know we could use “btw” like this😭
Mwami@Johnlaban256
You’ll realize that you love someone btw you kiss them or they kiss you
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If you believe in miracles retweet!!!
yxf@iamyxf
BREAKING NEWS🚨: The Person reading this will become financially stable before the end of 2026.
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everyday I open this app and face humiliation
Camel@toeincrisis
Elephant trying to visit Shark
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Your biggest achievement was being Uber for Jesus… relax
Donkey@donkyincrisis
Hide your ladies
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