Porg

anyone got a backup?

i hate when my salame guy sends me to voicemail

rams fans are having their trey lance moment (not as bad) and its glorious to watch

this was not sarcasm

taco bell is awesome because the more money you spend the worse food you get

@burnbabyburn97 at least triple. rookie move going saturday morning though…

Costco needs to increase the cost of the yearly subscription

Bang Bang #FTTB means murder suicide for 49er fans under 30

“Look at him autistically” -anonomous

Carley just called me a Ball Knower. (She’s a Ball Knower for knowing I’m a Ball Knower)

@dimmock_sam its the same thing

@j_org4 Trash or Recycle?

which is better

measles

@grantcohn Can’t argue any QB would succeed on the niners and also say Kyle is a bad head coach, Grant.

Name a starting quarterback in the NFL who wouldn’t be good on the 49ers.

@Lee_B223 unfortunately porg strikes again

@Lee_B223 i have bad news for you: he doesnt play for the yankees

I will accept nothing less than a Cal Raleigh AL MVP

remember when @Lee_B223 brought a ziploc bag of mustard to the beach? crime.

@MichaelGlassma6 ground ball scores a run, sac fly ties the game 😳

For what it’s worth, Padres should have the bases loaded right now. Xander absolutely hosed by that strike 3

@Lee_B223 close

Most: D-line/secondary Least: O-line/Redzone offense

@Jrub317 scoreboard

That was such an incredibly stupid drive by Harbaugh, didn’t waste the clock efficiently and settled for 3 with time left… boneheaded

@burnbabyburn97 @SammyLev thanks coach

@SammyLev No multiple run first innings given up and can’t leave so many RISP

Padres. Dodgers. Tonight at Petco Park. The Padres enter 1 GB of LA for 1st place in the NL West. What are your keys to the series for the Padres?

@campbellyamane thats a specialty sauce normies cant even comprehend

@j_org4 Forgot about pique just like that

spicy ketchup may have just moved up to #1 ranking, dethroning bbq sauce