the little engine that could

I really do not play 😂 if I do not want to do it, I simply am not. Respectfully of course.

Being an adult

TikTok be having me in my room, rubbing my feet together, SCREAMING 😭😭😭 that app really a good time man

Staying alone means the butter lasts for the whole year.

I really want black people to stop thinking everyone should be business owners. Just because I can make dinner does NOT mean I should open a food truck or restaurant.

ignoring shade is so classy... like pls go talk to yourself, you look crazy

Memory unlocked:

You look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say you left the country. 😭

Ibuprofen 800 takes its job seriously every damn time

Go to Jamaica or redo my bathroom floors…why can’t I do both?!

Justifying your poor treatment toward others because you’re overwhelmed is simply not acceptable

I forgot how strong essential oils are. I almost choked myself out 😂😂

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

Y’all them keyboarding classes we took in school really paid off 😭😭😭😭 I be typing my ass off til this day , eyes closed and all 😂😂

"Are you free after work?" Me after work:

Uber eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny af because i ain’t forget, i just came to my senses

I haven’t been in the mood to be openly admired by any man in awhile lol like come with action please

Adulthood is realizing when you’re on your last straw, there’s always a laster straw!

Y'all don't ignore people enough. That's why you stressed out.

I love saying “sounds good” at work and no sht sound good