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This demon’s analysts are probably AI agents running 24/7 to find anything hostile to them and executing automated commands to find other resources and cancel in every way.

Ford can suck my white ass.

@rizzolosophy He is totally right. I hope he stuck to his guns.

I'm with him👨🏽‍⚖️

Marriage advice reveals something about the marriage of the advice giver.

The male body women rate most attractive: BMI: 23–27 Body fat: 13–14% Shape: visible V-taper (~1.57 shoulder: waist ratio) Not stage-shredded. Lean, muscular, athletic.

The carnivore hierarchy isn't ribeye at the top. It's ground beef. You're getting amino acids from the muscle, collagen and glycine from the connective tissue, and a fat ratio that actually fuels you rather than leaving you starving an hour later. It's the trim from every cut, blended into one. The cheapest thing in the meat aisle is also the most complete. Aldi. Tesco. Whichever pack is on offer. That's the diet. The boutique steak crowd are paying a premium to eat less of the cow.

@CoreyJMahler The new message from on high is that any amount of alcohol is toxic. Is that coming from subversive jews? Seems unlikely as involved as they are in producing liquor.

God created wine to gladden the heart of man. Drinking alcohol is not only not a sin, but a gift from God.

@PlankReturns The sweet spot is pressing red and feeling bad about it, having struggled hard through the dilemma.

Lowest tier: if I press the red button I live Midwit tier: I have to press the blue button because I cannot read Above average tier: I will press red because that’s the smart thing to do Smart tier: I will press the blue button because I understand the problem but I am also smart enough to realize not enough people understand the problem. By pressing the blue button and siding with the midwits, I can save them from their own stupidity. Genius tier: I will press the red button. I will survive and hopefully all the morons will die.

@newstart_2024 Please begin all comments with your relationship status or marriage experience.

Tucker Carlson just gave the most brutally honest marriage advice I’ve ever heard: Don’t say “Whatever you want, babe.” When she asks orange or pink napkins? You confidently say “Pink.” She’ll correct you to orange — then you immediately declare “Orange is perfect” like it was your idea. Same with dinner. She doesn’t want you to hand over every decision. She wants you to lead… while she still feels heard. Tucker’s line: “You’re repeating her choice back to her as a decision.” Raw. Funny. And probably true. A lot of modern relationship advice ignores how men and women actually communicate in real life. Getting this dynamic right can save years of unnecessary fights. I laughed because I’ve seen this exact dance play out. Tucker has zero filter and it’s oddly refreshing. Married or about-to-be-married people — how accurate is this in your experience?

@ReverendRocker @newstart_2024 Sharia Law is better than Talmudic Law.

@newstart_2024 Just curious, is it ok for your wife to disagree with you under Sharia Law, Tucker?

@8ticks1 @newstart_2024 He probably prefers burkas over jews getting us into wars.

@newstart_2024 Whats he think about the color burka?

If you’re looking for a new car, the party’s almost over. By 2029, auto manufacturers will be shipping new cars with automated "kill switch" technology. Technologically illiterate, goldbricking congressvermin are always willing to drop to their knees for the monopoly supercapitalistic oligarchs who rent us our overpriced places in what used to be our own country before they decided to give it away to exclusively nonwhite Third World mass migrants who hate our White-majority guts and want us dead. Welcome to Section 24220 of the Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act, which requires all new passenger vehicles to eventually include factory-installed technology that detects driver impairment and prevents or limits vehicle operation! Automated kill switch technology will put an end to real car ownership. Truly owning a car entails control and the right of free use for its intended purposes. Not only can’t you truly own a newer vehicle these days - you can’t service it yourself and must constantly pay rising insurance premiums and licensing and registration fees to keep it on the road - but soon you won’t even be able to drive it without the permission of your bumbling, incompetent, invasive AI copilot. Soon, any new vehicle you buy will come with biometrics, cameras, touch-based sensors, air samplers, legal threshold detection, and various “performance & behavioral monitoring” technology to track steering and detect lane drift, unusual eye movements, and drowsiness. It will even be equipped with “behavioral inference AI” that infers impairment from driving performance rather than direct physiological measurement. Sadly, the accuracy of this nanny-state technojunk is abysmally low … low enough to result in what will surely be millions of erroneous shut-down alerts every year. It can’t even reliably tell the difference between drunk driving and drowsy driving or normal fatigue. But know this: if you put its substance-sniffing nose out of joint, it will directly notify a law enforcement database of your assumed criminality, ratting you out like a jailhouse snitch! Or at least that's the word. There are many possible emergency situations in which the infernal nanny-tech in your brand-new POS rent-a-wreck could cost you your life whether you’re drunk or sober. Say you end up in a bad neighborhood, have your window smashed, are attacked by criminal hoodrats, and your idiotic nannybot kills the engine because it doesn’t like the “erratic” way you’re dodging blows and stomping on the gas pedal. Or say you’ve suffered a concussion that causes your pupils to dilate or constrict, or accidental poisoning that makes you seem “impaired”, and that there’s no ambulance available. You name it, it can happen! No, the nannybot won’t be attending your funeral or supporting your family when you’re gone. It will only lie in wait to whomever inherits your car. Personally, I’d have to be paid to have a kill-switch nannymobile dirtying up my driveway. One might as well wear an ankle monitor, a high-voltage remote-control shock collar, and a very short leash attached to the ring in one's snout.

I told you.

@ThomasEWoods Android is the technically superior late bloomer that still lags behind Apple in legacy popularity at the high school reunion.

Everybody acts as if having an Android is like living in the ghetto, but Android has much more accurate dictation than iPhone. Not even close. Editing a typo in the middle of a word is much easier. Swiping generates more accurate results, too I want my Android back

@doomernat22 Their principles are universally what is good for them which is almost always what is bad for us.

this represents the average jewish opinion in america. the ADL supports White replacement, LGBTQ nonsense etc. so does the average jewish american. american jews also supports the genocidal state of israel. they don’t have universal principles, they are hypocritical criminals.

this is exactly why the first thing you should do every morning after you wake up is to tell yourself how lucky you are to live the life you live that your day will be full of wins, and everything will work out in your favor that simple act is all it takes to witness magic

Literally just having a delusional golden retriever mindset measurably changes outcomes and physiology. Sleep badly? Convince yourself you're well rested. Stressful day? Convince yourself it's fuel. Failed? Convince yourself it's useful data.

@pnwguerrilla AIPAC is run by (((“Americans”)))

Green beret nap time wants to suck netenyahoos cock sooooooooo bad 🤣