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@eggpathy when i go on adventures i like to bring a furnace and 1 peace of coal to roast two peaces of chicken when i get hungry

i be killing villagers with diamond sword #butchmagic

If I was on the highway I would go 10000 mph

replayed up to chapter 3 before realizing i had forgotten starwalker so i replayed everything a second time

@AdriWindGB ness’s dad loves when his son beats up animals so much that he steals tens of thousands of dollars from innocent salary workers just to reward his horrible behavior

why are Ninten and Ness' dads millionaires

stabbing myself in the stomach repeatedly and screaming REAL NOT CAKE

invented a new seatbelt that when you click it locked and buckled it is so fucking loud you are permanently deaf and suffer organ failure

I made a chess piece calledthe nurse that helps

when i was 8 i saw santa claus tear my neighbor’s dog in half

like it is sincerely difficult to envision a more pathetic man than a CEO who is so helplessly insecure that he fulfills himself by harassing minority teenagers online. an isolated incident of this would already be pitiful enough. but this is just. an actual facet of his life

@SebastianWolff you’re like the gayer version of elon musk

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@eggpathy he’s genuinely so nastylooking

this will be zelda in 2013

@eggpathy I was soooooo sweet and wonderful she just HAD to stop being homophobia

she likes my gf though so i wonder if i've changed her mind a little?? i dunno she's a fascinating woman

my mom and i in were in argument about boys so i finally yelled out "i'm a lesbian!" and she replied "i know!". she seemed supportive(?) but then proceeded to say i wasn't a "real gay person" and "chose to be gay" behind my back later 😭😭😭 interesting!

@eggpathy “…Itoi would then go on to play the cuíca after every statement, even after the topic of monkeys had concluded. Itoi played the cuíca roughly 450 times over the course of the interview, and when the interview was done, our journalists could hear him continuing to play.”(real)

@eggpathy quote “the monkey caves should disturb the comfortable”

@eggpathy “When asked for commentary, Itoi stated that the monkeys were ‘a reflection on the extent of primate eccentricity.’ While stating this, Itoi held a cuíca (also called a monkey drum) in his hands, and seemed to underscore his statement by playing the cuíca afterwards.”(interview)

@jackalabbit it's what itoi intended

talking ben is the most racist creature to ever exist

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sunnypost

at least i'm not A stupid peach of shit