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SAN DIEGO STATE WINS IT AT THE BUZZER! A last-second shot by Lamont Butler sends the Aztecs to the national title game 😱 (via @MarchMadnessMBB) /

i don’t want to BeReal i want to BeLoca

@MasonMarkell Been a long day, could really use a root beer smencil

started using this when ppl text me things i want to boo at

#euphoria tonight

all the teachers at Euphoria High watching Lexi's play

Romeo & Juliet watching West Side Story

bengals v. the rams on sunday for the boys maddy v. cassie on sunday for the girls

My dad called me in the middle of my work day, panicked I answered to hear him butt dial me while making weekend plans with his golf buddies

@SarahAnn___ Don’t tempt me a good time

@jackiefrankoo I’m done with Moonshine lol

Went to a bar last night and a guy asked if I went to SDSU. I told him I graduated in 2018, he said “you’re old” and walked away. I literally hate it here

Happy Jennifer Coolidge Day to all who celebrate

Someone told me signing my emails with "Best" is passive aggressive so I'm changing it to "See you in hell" to eliminate any confusion

@MichelobULTRA Small! :)

JOE-NO!

it's my understanding that godzilla and kong are ex girlfriends?

nah man every line she said had me rolling Rest In Peace fr