Jack Jones

@NoDMsPerfavore Hell no, tell her to get a job...have I got that right?

Her card was declined. Although money is tight, would you buy her 5 items?

@DFWTexas2022 @OcrazioCornPop Look up what the Parliamentarian actually can & can't do.

@OcrazioCornPop What about Vance. Can he fire her? He is the president of the senate and should have that power.

🚨 DEEP STATE SENATE: Unelected Obama/Harry Reid holdover Parliamentarian Elizabeth MacDonough just GUTTED the GOP’s $72 BILLION border bill - axing Border Patrol funding, security tech, screening & $2.5B DHS cash! John Thune CAN fire her anytime, but he WON’T. Why is @LeaderJohnThune protecting this deep state operative?

@OcrazioCornPop @SusanHa63214077 She didn't gut anything, she doesn't have that authority.

A woman decided to celebrate her 70th birthday by treating herself to one night in a very nice hotel. The next morning, when she went to check out, the desk clerk gave her a bill for $250. She was shocked and asked why it was so expensive. “I agree it’s a nice hotel, but the room isn’t worth $250 for just one night — I didn’t even have breakfast,” she said. The clerk explained that $250 was the standard rate, and breakfast was included if she had chosen to have it. She asked to speak with the manager. The manager came out, already informed about the complaint, and said, “Our hotel has an Olympic-sized swimming pool and a large conference center that guests can use.” “But I didn’t use them,” she replied. “Well, they are available, and you could have used them,” he answered. He continued, saying the hotel also offered famous in-house shows with top entertainers from around the world. “But I didn’t attend any of those shows,” she said. “They are available, and you could have gone,” the manager repeated. Every time the manager mentioned another facility, she answered, “But I didn’t use it,” and he kept giving the same reply. After several minutes of going back and forth, and seeing that the manager would not change his mind, she agreed to pay. She wrote a check and handed it to him. The manager looked at it and said, “Madam, this check is for only $50.” “That’s right,” she said. “I charged you $200 for sleeping with me.” “But I didn’t do that!” the manager replied. “Well,” she answered calmly, “I was here, and you could have.”

@Wodenshot @deadwronghist We have a winner for most idiotic take of the week.

@deadwronghist Ah yes, the answer to world hunger is to "load them all up and bring them to where the food is". Such Boomer common sense. And then when society collapses from these hordes, comedians will have that much more disfunction to point to and be sanctimonious about.

Sam Kinison was an ordained Pentecostal preacher before he became a comedian. He debuted this at Rodney Dangerfield's HBO special in 1985. He died in a car crash 7 years later aged 38. George Carlin called him "the last of the truly dangerous comedians."

@miles_commodore A canning offense.

Ketchup on steak should be at minimum a misdemeanor.

@GuntherEagleman @PerspicaciousXY A year & and a half into his term. Whoopee fuck.

🚨 SENATE JUST FAST-TRACKED 49 TRUMP APPOINTEES IN ONE MASSIVE VOTE, 51-46! Including a huge slate of US ATTORNEYS nationwide to restore LAW AND ORDER.

@RepLuna Might be more believable if it hadn't taken you a day to come up with a denial.

I am noticing a few large accounts stating falsely that I claimed there was a raid on Tulsi Gabbard’s office by the CIA. This is completely false. There is no clip or statement that exists. Why is there an orchestrated push for this narrative? Not one account can post a clip of me saying that cause it never happened. When Congress is notified of conflicting narratives from different agencies, i.e., the CIA and ODNI, it is our job to follow through to ensure documents are preserved and not destroyed. This is not an issue with Ratcliffe or Gabbard. For people to act like the CIA doesn’t have a history of destroying documents is BIZARO-WORLD. Watch the clip for yourself. I am talking about what the whistleblower is saying under oath.

@LauraSavage286 @nicksortor @feds4freedomusa Not seeing any evidence of anyone being held to account. At least not anyone in OUR government.

@nicksortor @feds4freedomusa While it is incredibly difficult to daily witness more evidence of deep corruption and evil within our government etc, the good news is that it is being exposed. May it lead to true justice and those who are behind the evils we are seeing be held accountable for their deeds.

🚨 Former CIA officer John Kiriakou says CIA whistleblower James Erdman III, who EXPOSED Fauci today, will likely be forced out of government and BLACKLISTED This man is a HERO 🇺🇸 Erdman is a CURRENT CIA officer, and per Kirakou, "will probably never work in government again because of it" The whistleblower confirmed Fauci PERSONALLY intervened in the intelligence agencies when they were set to release their belief COVID originated from a lab leak. Godspeed, brave patriot.

@PerspicaciousXY @EthanLevins2 That's right, one Trump knows. But his reaction says alcohol.

@jackjones1776 @EthanLevins2 No idea.

Trump has never had alcohol in his life. China gave him a beverage to toast, and Trump drank it. This is a very subtle, but STRONG statement on who’s really in charge.

@hshLauraJ Better read up on it, they upheld the award & made him pony even more for a bond so he can appeal to the Supreme Court.

There is a God!! 👍👍

@PerspicaciousXY @EthanLevins2 Think he choked on soda water?

@EthanLevins2 How do you know it was alcohol Skippy?

@megynkelly Feckless President?

So there was no cia “raid” on dni but how do we still have cia stonewalling on covid docs?? Clearly these need to be turned over to and left in the custody of the dni.

@RandPaul @stellartempest And if y'all had any intention of doing anything with that information he'd be testifying in court, not in front of your committee.

Today, a CIA whistleblower sat before my committee and confirmed what I've said for years: government officials, including Dr. Fauci, deliberately misled the American people about the origins of COVID-19. This is not a conspiracy theory. This is sworn testimony. 🧵

@RealSpitfire Yup.

Will Californians really vote for a woman who let people’s homes burn down and won’t let them rebuild?

@KingofCav I have a brother that still gripes about his first month's army pay.

This is no shit! I once made $76 for an entire month as an E-1!

@garykoepnick @mattvanswol Yup can't see the FOX 10 to the right of the obnoxious purple header?

@mattvanswol You can’t see that it’s local with the added obnoxious fucking purple header assholes. So you can all go fuck yourselves

🚨WHAT THE HELL?!!!! Divers doing a ROUTINE maintenance check at the Converse Reservoir dam in Mobile, AL... ...just found an underwater IED!!!! Apparently a grenade-type bomb was sitting submerged at the bottom of a dam that holds an entire city's DRINKING WATER. It took FIVE agencies: the FBI, ALEA, the Sheriff, Mobile PD, and a maritime render-safe team, to pull it out and detonate it. Someone put a BOMB in our water supply... WHERE IS THE NATIONAL COVERAGE?!!!

@garykoepnick @mattvanswol By the local news, nothing from national. At least there was nothing but local coverage when I went looking this mornimg.

@mattvanswol You’re literally showing it being covered. Did you hit your head really hard on something recently?