Justin Lewis

@FredUndercover Keane was bang on about the midfield

Up your pipe Roy Keane

@nqatpod @thePoS_007 Perv 😂

@thePoS_007 Do the dancing girls come with the bottle or no?

They're going to be dancing on the tables at Stamford Bridge sipping Moet as the post goal music plays (when #CFC score). Chelsea announced Moet Hennessy as Champagne supplier and a new 80 seat hospitality venue in collaboration with Bagatelle this week. chelseafc.com/en/news/articl… chelseafc.com/en/news/articl…

@MrJamesMay @Only9built 31

@Only9built 2, 8, 9, 15, 19.

Pick 1 from each row and match my selection.

@BenjiNaesen Are you allowed to say this? 😂

If you spectate a race in-person, do not touch the riders. #Itzulia2026

@OmarJimenez @ShelaghFogarty Seems crazier it was done in the 1960’s?

Considering everything that was accomplished with this Artemis II mission, this splashdown is one of the most remarkable things I’ve ever seen. Wow.

@nqatpod @OptaJean @OptaJoe @OM_English @Ligue1_ENG Let it go Ed

@OptaJean @OptaJoe @OM_English @Ligue1_ENG Is rape an Olympic sport now?

62 - Mason Greenwood has scored/assisted 62 goals in 76 appearances since his move to Marseille in 2024/25. He is also the only player from the Top 5 European leagues to reach both 25+ goals and 10+ assists in all competitions this season. Olympic.

@BenjiNaesen Have you had this comment verified by the UCI? 😂

It's a shame that moving Paris-Roubaix Femmes to the Sunday has resulted in the broadcast length of the race being shortened. Based on my calculations, we won't see Haveluy à Wallers. 🙁

@UtdMaI Not before robbo, keano, Eric, sparky, giggsy, Scholesy etc etc etc

Does Bruno Fernandes deserve a statue outside old trafford?

@StevenRailston Fair play to Harry. Showed huge balls to get through all the criticism and come out the other side a better player who understands what makes a United player 👏👌

Confirmed: Harry Maguire has signed a one-year contract, with the option of a 12 month extension. An important deal to retain one of the most experienced players in the dressing room #mufc

@StretfordPaddck Top young talent that can play in the premier league. Get him in!

🤔 Myles Lewis-Skelly to #MUFC discuss 👇

@StevenRailston Minte from Brighton!

United missed out on Antoine Semenyo, but still want to sign a left winger this summer. They may have to rely on their data department to do so #mufc manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football…

@Utd_Isaacc @SimplyUtd Guttoso would last about 2 seconds with Keano

@SimplyUtd Roy Keane and Gattuso, who's more aggressive?

@BenjiNaesen Aged like milk 🤣

@nqatpod What a crystal ball! Was thinking the same. Ugarte born under a ladder

Let's hope is doesn't all fall apart post the Casemiro - Ugarte sub

@Scott_Pert @United_Webby Got to be a wind up. Can’t pass to a United player 😂

BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️‼️ Manchester United are set to offer Diogo Dalot a new 5 year, £190K a week package to stave off interest from Real Madrid & Bayern Munich this Summer. The fans favourite is seen as integral to the rebuild of the Club and a future Captain by many inside Old Trafford. [@SamuelLuckhurst]

@AdamClery Keane or Robbo

Who is the most 4-4-2 player of all time?

@WayneSBarton @GaryJamesWriter @BPete1970 @RoyMBE The problem with the best United 11 is the embarrassment of riches 😎

@GaryJamesWriter @BPete1970 @RoyMBE Horrible, as is anything from AI. Mine changes depending on mood or bias or preference. Schmeichel, Carey, Ferdinand, Stam, Irwin, Best, Edwards, Robson, Charlton, Cantona, Law (On another day I’ll have Neville, Giggs, Ruud, Rooney, Ronaldo)

Best ever MUFC 11… unbelievable. I can’t imagine how long-standing Utd fans feel about this. My grandad would’ve been livid that Duncan Edwards, Denis Law & George Best are missing. What about Cantona too. Thoughts @BPete1970 @WayneSBarton @RoyMBE

@StretfordPaddck May have had 10 European cups by now

@StretfordPaddck Munich crash never happened

What’s the biggest ‘what if’ in Manchester United history for you? 🤔🔴 Let us know 👇 #MUFC

@terrychristian I seem to agree with everything you say on Yanited. My 24 old self would never believe it with all that swearing at you on the word 😂 UTFR

Was always more of a 10. Slower pace of Serie A suits him . At United gave away too many stupid free kicks - a bit slow and rarely won 50/50 balls