Jack Man III

I was walking through a crowded city, in a dense crowd of about 6000, beautiful day. BOOM, mega knight drops directly in the crowd, 5,500 dead and 290 injured. Biggest tragedy in US history, prayers up.

@AlbertEincheese They probably have the lettuce disease. I wouldn’t take it personally. You dropped this king - 👑 #Keepyoheadup

@rawsalerts Wish I had this when I was growing up

🚨#BREAKING: Minnesota program backed by Gov. Tim Walz will make transgender dolls with removable, interchangeable genitalia available to educators & clinicians working with children ages 4–10.

Way too many people in America that don’t speak English.

@AlbertEincheese Agent peely was my first encounter with such a creature.

@JohnnyRayderx @TheAthleticNFL @TheAthletic @AndrewMarchand So true Johnny. Especially black women intelligence. Nothing threatens the establishment more than a smart black woman.

@TheAthleticNFL @TheAthletic @AndrewMarchand We are living in a world right now, where black intelligence is looked upon as a threat.

ESPN has cut ties with NFL analyst Ryan Clark, sources briefed on the move told @AndrewMarchand. Clark had been with the network for a decade and was slated to be a large part in its Super Bowl 61 coverage. nyti.ms/4b3oByo

Why aren’t all goldfish flavor blasted? The technology’s there. Use it.

Thank you chicken for sacrificing yourself so I could have this delicious Dino nugget

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese” - Napoleon #Inspirational

There are way too many people in the world. We need probably like a billion less people. There also shouldn’t be traffic unless there is a major accident. Drive your car

@CheeseGrater61 Cheese man you suck!

If you’re not throwing some minor cheese on Ben Rice at +1100 to win the HR Derby can you even be considered an American?? I think not. BEN RICE. CHEESE. CHEESE CHEEEESE #Rice #HRDerby #Cheese #Cheese

@CheeseGrater61 Couldn’t have said it better myself #Soccersucks

The reason the USA sucks so bad at soccer is simply because it is not worth it to be good at soccer. This sport is an utter embarrassment to the world. Anyone who enjoys it is a low IQ individual. Football can’t come soon enough

No disrespect to gay people but penalty kicks in soccer are so unbelievably so gay

How many followers do I need to get an invite to one of those Michael Rubin diddy freak off parties?

How come I’m seeing no photos of Clav at the infamous white party?? I refuse to believe the great mogger of 26 was snubbed of an invite.

Praying on taylor swift and Travis kelce’s downfall. 2029 divorce incoming #PleaseGod

When I’m president PDA at the gym will be punishable by death.

@CheeseGrater61 @BenShelton He should lose his citizenship after that performance.

Ben Shelton losing to a qualifier from Finland. On the week of America’s 250th no less. A coward. A fake. And most of all, a Fraud. Just a pitiful performance. @BenShelton you oughta be ashamed #Wimbledon #BenShelton #Tennis #Loser

There’s nothing more dangerous to society than 5 unsupervised women in a room together

@LocksCaptain Captain Locks? More like captain idiot

MLB +\- 1 Twins Mariners Pirates Rangers Dodgers Braves D Backs Royals Cubs Rays World Cup Turkey ML -145 Morocco +1 Almost forgot how easy this is Recap tomorrow