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Madafaka
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A girl falsely accused a man of stealing her phone, which led to him being beaten. After hearing both sides, it was revealed that the man had actually been spending money on her, only to later realize she was for the street. He then took the phone he had bought for her, which triggered the accusation and the chaos in the video. Thankfully, the truth came out and the situation was resolved.
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@Peri_phil @AsakyGRN My favorite Òbò àdúgbò no dey use make up or jewelry or dress indecently and never miss one Sunday church.
But my bro, guys don pass this girl around ehn (evidence plenty, no be dem say dem say).
I mean truth or dare with 4 guys in hot afternoon and this girl dey moan like mad😂
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that stuff doesn’t expand sha, idk why y’all feel it does
BLVCK VENOM🇧🇪 💫®@BVenorm
Once totó don gbim, dem go Dey avoid missionary . 😭😂
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@guzu_p Wait, can prostitution be a woman's dream, I mean am adult grown up woman o
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Do you know the funny thing about being a prostitute? You have to be on another level to earn big.
Majority of Nigerian women are prostitutes but are they rich?
There's a reason majority of prostitute are still broke. That's because inside prostitution, there are levels to the business.
If prostitution really pays well, you won't be seeing Nigerian women exposing their breast, fingering themselves and masturbating with a dildo live on TikTok for 2k.
High grade prostitutes don't stand on the streets like most prostitutes do. They're ordered and some even fly private which was sponsored by their patronizer.
At the end of the day, even inside prostitution, there's a hierarchy.
You have to be a top tier prostitute with high connections to live the kind of lifestyle Sophia Egbueje is living.
RUTH 🇨🇦@it_Rutie
I envy Sophia Egbueje, she doesn’t have a job, yet she drives a Lamborghini, Range Rover and has visited over 40 countries. 😩
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@bamiseur @yxyiagain I don dey put my own for polybag whenever I go buy my 2 litre 😂
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@KvngAstalavi This happened to me today
A girl is coming over and I told her “I will open the back gate”
Guess who I sent it to, my gf. Thank goodness she no dey online. I for dey explain now 😂
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"I didn't see smoked fish, only Pomo"
A reply I sent to a customer instead of my wife 😭
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@MarinatedTurks As a woman, if you get in a real fight with a man, you have a high chance of inflicting injury on him while on the other hand, he has a high chance of actually killing you.
That's how far apart the strength meter is. Na why dem dey say make una avoid the fight be this
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Nne please o😭🙏.
Men's strength is something crazy.
They fight like you are their enemy and it's death or survival.
It's not normal beating o for you to cry, it's almost like sniffing life out of the person.
Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️@Molayoo_
At my age, the only way I’m getting beaten by a man is if I’m outnumbered. One on one, as dem dey use ice packs to massage my eyes, dem go dey stitch your agbari. If God wan come catch you make you no sabi fight.
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@igboonaija3 Women fight to mostly strip each other naked. Men fight to inflict eternal injury
Na why I dey run from fight be this, I don't know if the other guy na mad man And I ain't willing to put my life on the line to figure out
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Even as a man, I can't say this because some men will actually KILL ME with their bare hands
Man to man, Most men will make you bleed ...I on 1
Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️@Molayoo_
At my age, the only way I’m getting beaten by a man is if I’m outnumbered. One on one, as dem dey use ice packs to massage my eyes, dem go dey stitch your agbari. If God wan come catch you make you no sabi fight.
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Bro code is only valid online, but offline na lie. Your guys will make a move on ur girl, they will cashout behind you, and they will disappoint you.
Only a select few will stand by you but you can never really know which ones
Momo🥵🇨🇦@Momoreoluwaa
bro code 101;
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@_pauliegee Sango wan go kpai you and the homeboy?
My bro, abeg correct this your post before I find u come house o 😂
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i was a virgin until my 24th birthday. my home boy noticed that i hardly get girls and i’m shy around girls, so it was really hard for me to get some pvssy.
he really wanted to make my 24th birthday memorable and a day to remember, so he let me hit.
Aweni peperempe,omoge onibata🩰🎀@AweniOnibata
What is the craziest thing a friend has done to you?
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@_afbeauty_ She was raped. Use the term correctly
Also, this is bad, I just hope she know who did it make she no go point wrong person o
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@attah_akor Depends on the crime though. Eg, Rape, killing, homosexuality
But a little fraud, some white lies aint that bad
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Some Olosho’s that also run onlyfans account use their clients to shoot contents!
They make an agreement, you will not pay for the s+x and she’s gonna f!lm you without your face showing.
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@king_IRISH007 I was drunk last night And I asked out 3 ladies as a joke (mind you, I haven't spoken with one of them for 3 years). Well, I sha don get extra 2 babes like this 😂
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Man life funny gan 🤣🤣.
You fit just dey scroll through your contact list kan remember say " ahn ahn no be funke from unilag 4 years ago be this??? Make I whine am* 😭😂😂💔
YOUFOUNDFUNKY💘@PreciousJudge5
I wasn’t even lying lol. When men do this thing, are they expecting you to wait for them?😭
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@iiiamdara Leave the fool
Walai na this girl I support cos why you go put gf on salary
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@josiahhh_x E be like say I get X-ray vision too cos I ain't see shit either
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@oneman_official I have a friend who is into yahoo yahoo.
He get one cashout soap and whenever he used it, if he asked out 10 girls, 7 or 8 will gree with no restrictions.
I ask my gf to avoid him at all cost
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@jackmoon671 Omo, things plenty.
A lot of people no dey use clear eye do certain things.
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2013.
A nomadic Fulani came to our shop in the North and told me that if I bought him Fanta, he'd give me something that would make me get any lady I want, married or not.
To demonstrate, he stepped outside the shop and subtly rubbed body with a girl who's passing.
He told me to watch out, that the girl would come back and sit with us on the bench.
Like magic, the girl came back minutes later and sat.
My heartbeat increased immediately.
My head did a quick calculation.
There's a girl I really liked but was afraid to ask her out because her married aunty loved me like I was family.
I thought about the consequences of betraying the love and soiling my name.
I gave him 100 for Malta and begged him to go.
MsCents@Mscents_
I can never forget what happened during my NYSC days. I served in Lokoja, Kogi state. And I'm not sure I've ever seen any set of men, who are more promiscuous, than I saw there. My PPA was dominated by men. I mean these were married men. They were "religious", five times praying men, with their konk perfumes, and senator outfits. And their advances were straight to the point, like they obviously wanted to sleep with you. It was very bothersome, cos I had never seen anything like that before. Maybe they were fascinated, I don't know. I was a fresh, naive girl, far away from home. It didn't take me long to notice that it was an open secret. Almost everyone was like that! Long story short, one day, one of them told me point blank “If I want to marry you, I would. All it would take me is three days. Three days, I'd fast and do some prayers, and you're mine”. I could never describe how scary that was! I feared for my life. What was he going to do? Was he going to do some diabolic “prayers” like we see in movies? Was he going to use charms? What if he did that, and I couldn't go back home? I'll not write the remaining thoughts in my head. It also made me wonder how many girls they had done that to! I just stayed more alert, and prayerful. I'm just grateful to God that it never happened.
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