CAVEAT LECTOR

Caveat Lector = "Let the reader beware" (Latin, because Classics can be life 🌹). This account: opinions, ideas, code, chaos. Take nothing at face value – cross-check, think hard, engage responsibly. CL at the end of spicy posts incoming. Proceed accordingly. 😏

@TheFixer000 Say your truth Mydia

We need to be honest about big dicks 😭

@Teeniiola Dem be wayray, no mind them

In this Ibadan I’ll not allow any man sit behind me on bike again, when i get down on the bike for a man to sit at the front they get angry, since the day a guy came all over my body when he was sitting behind me, i stopped sitting at the front” — Lady shares her experience in Ibadan

@FGirlrita @shaga187 You won't wait for your payout??

Ending it all by 6pm today

@Teeniiola E don finish for us for this country.

I don kn@ck married men and single guy, I’ll be honest with you, married men are the best. If you want to enjoy a good relationship, go for married men, they want the best for you, not just only kn@cking. If you’re looking for a relationship go for a married man and make sure you don’t cheat on him” — Lady gives advice

Revenge..give your mother 500k and give his mother 50k

@DailyLoud @11AliveNews He's just trying to help...

Tyler Perry attempted to hand out a substantial amount of cash to TSA agents & was told agents can’t accept gifts while being on the job via @11AliveNews

@instablog9ja I don dey reason this thing o... That's over 1m o

Man walks into club with nothing and leaves with $600 after picking money off the floor

@instablog9ja Eko for show! Lagos for action. Thank God they have started fighting, it used to be just shouting... Lol

Drama as two citizens engage in a physical brawl somewhere in Lagos

@CollinRugg This is someone who knows what he's doing, not the one sharing rice.

President of El Salvador Nayib Bukele releases video showing the transformation of his country. Since Bukele took office: - Homicides plunged from 2,398 in 2019 to just 114 homicides in 2024. - Murder rate is now 1.9 per 100,000 people, a historic low. - In 2022, Bukele declared a state of exception and made over 85,000 arrests. “Everything in life has a cost and the cost of being called authoritarian is too small to bother me much,” he once said.

@WhiteHouse Is POTUS backing down??

SOON.

@AndrenalineJ004 Is this real?? Omo, I shock o

NYSC 👨‍🏫corper was caught having intimacy with a student inside car Now they will call it r@pe because the girl enjoy it or what...😳😳🤔

@ChibuzorME @AsakyGRN I don learn o

@Peri_phil @AsakyGRN You think it's by looks?

A girl falsely accused a man of stealing her phone, which led to him being beaten. After hearing both sides, it was revealed that the man had actually been spending money on her, only to later realize she was for the street. He then took the phone he had bought for her, which triggered the accusation and the chaos in the video. Thankfully, the truth came out and the situation was resolved.

@AsakyGRN Well, he should have given you a heads-up about going dutch

“A guy asked me out on a date, told me to order what I wanted, so I ordered stir-fry pasta, chicken, and juice. The bill came to ₦52,000 and he asked me to pay for my part… are you normal? What if I didn’t even have money on me?” — Lady rants.

@JoyisBackAgain Sorry though, but you came to X so that we'd help you out??

A police man just fucking slapped me in front of the gym for doing video, like he fucking slapped me

@adaezennaji_ People have money in Nigeria and they buy fish with it...

Went from the gym straight to Makoko fresh fish market and I don’t know if I’ll be going back again 😩😩 Anyways, come with me 🥹

@AsakyGRN Portable will sing in any situation

Portable fires back at Carter Efe for going to collect Zem Zem water from Tunde Perry to use against him in a f! ght. 😂

@femiiiszn Yeah

can we all agree that extreme cold is better than extreme heat?

@falzthebahdguy Falz the Baddddd guy!!!

Pre-wedding shoot inspo? No worries, I got you 😆❤️

My upline at work, someone who has been in the UK almost all his life, came to Nigeria some time ago and left since 2013 never to return, is always lecturing me about me and my friends and family not travelling out of the country. Yesterday he asked, "if you all leave, who will remain to complain about the Govt and ensure that things get better". I laughed, person wey don dey there since, make him sef come back home to complain o.

@AsakyGRN Even Children in Nigeria know that we're in for it

“We have light once in a week. We sell electricity to other countries and we don’t have electricity. Now that it’s campaign time he’s doing free bus but since last two years he didn’t remember us. We have other natural resources but we focus on only crude oil.” — Little girl sends message to President Tinubu.