Jackson

Mitch McConnell right now

Moving into a co-op requires more paperwork than getting a mortgage. I just wanted to put my couch somewhere.

Humiliation ritual that is Yankees baseball

The Kyoto Aquarium in Japan keeps a wall-sized flowchart tracking the romantic relationships, breakups, and drama between their penguins. They update it every year. Red hearts mean couples. Blue broken hearts mean it’s over. Purple lines with question marks mean it’s complicated. Yellow means friendship. Green means enemies. One female penguin reportedly ended six relationships in a single year. The comment under her photo, translated from Japanese, described her as “basically demonic.” Another penguin was caught dating someone 17 years older who also turned out to be their great aunt. And penguins who get broken up with sometimes refuse to eat. Apparently the staff say wing-flapping means flirting, grooming each other means it’s official, and if a penguin steals another penguin’s egg… well, it’s exactly what it looks like.

New Jersey and not New York? Disgusting

Reentry videos will forever be the coolest thing to exist

Thank you Josh Hart 🔥

I just know Stephen A Smith is fuming right now

Sleeping on the LIRR is for the strong or foolish

KNICKS WINNNN

@BrunsonLegacy @WorldWideWob I didn’t see the replay so ty 🤝

No one can stop what's coming.

how watching sports feels when your team isn’t playing

He’s a lot bigger in person

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