Jackson Isaacson

@notchrisvolpe Chris - link me

I’m seeing sales on botox that undercut the at cost per unit price I was paying when I was hooking up with a dermatologist. Either the price fixing algorithms have my dating history, or this is a bad sign for the economy.

@JohnLagucki Oh okay these are amazing

The Eagle 📸

@TySunderland Worst gay in America

She’s gonna be so mad I’m posting this old ass photo LMAO but I’m fr so proud of my girl!!!!!

Ms. Rachel is fighting to close an ICE facility in Texas that's detaining children. She wants to "make sure that kids and their parents are back in their communities where they belong." "I am political. It’s political to believe that children are worthy of love and care, and that every child is equal, and that our care shouldn’t stop at what we look like, our family, at our religion, at a border," she told NBC News. Ms. Rachel recently had a video call with nine-year-old Deiver Henao Jimenez, who is detained at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center in South Texas. The boy told her he "wants to leave and go to the spelling bee." "It was unbelievably surreal to see this sweet little face and feel like I was on a call with somebody who’s in jail. It broke me, and it was something I never thought I’d encounter in life," she told the news outlet. "We’re trying to get a child out of a jail to do a spelling bee. I just never thought those words would go together." variety.com/2026/tv/news/m…

She is kind of like a human Muppet in that we, collectively, have agreed to pretend she is real.

Trying to search for an email from a month ago on Outlook

@NYSocialBee Every time. They have genuine connections and spend the time to actually understand the people who follow them and WHY they do.

When I worked at an agency and would look for influencers for campaigns, I looked at stats but also looked to see how they engaged with their audience and micro influencers were the best. They are truly underrepresented and undervalued.

This sounded saltier than intended, sorry to anyone in attendance

Not at paradisco, if you were curious.

The way Quibi wasn’t even first… Go90 was.

@NYSocialBee Stuntz: Bus, Club, Another Club, Another Club, Plane, Next Place, No Sleep

Ok actually yes we’re doing this

@calder_mchugh Maybe grow up, be less corny and call it what the rest of the world calls it?

Sorry for New York native posting but I don’t think you should be allowed to mourn the death of a neighborhood if you don’t actually know what it’s called :)

What is Mamdani's plan to address people wearing backpacks on crowded subways?

Do they let gay allies in?

@BrandonTC123 @Avgeek_Jan @united Yeah it’s really not that hard to remember.

@Avgeek_Jan @jacksonisaacson @united Because it’s owned by a Nazi

🔴 @united just gave employees a first look inside their new 787-9 and honestly, the photos are pretty striking. This is the first plane built under the 'United Elevated' banner, and the cabin split tells the story: 64 Polaris business seats (including 8 Polaris Studio suites), 35 premium economy, and 123 in coach. That's 16 more J seats and 14 more PE seats than before. There's a self-serve snack bar, big seatback screens in economy, and Starlink baked in from the start of delivery. No retrofitting older planes, this is new-build only, with 30 aircraft expected by 2027. #UnitedAirlines #Boeing787 #aviation

@speeeena It’s moments like these that I’m disappointed to be blocked

If you’re in line to be called out in B***ett P*ll’s story, STAY in line!

Back in Bondi, breaking in my new swim briefs from @nastypig.

@cory_ep It was such a special little destination. 🥲

RIP TIN BUILDING ny.eater.com/news/409555/je…

Manhattan, 9-11, right right.