Jacob Hensley

Hey DC...I found a cat in my garage! Is anyone missing a kitty? @PoPville

@andrewrsorkin 100% I have a doctor who wants to see me every month for refills of standard medicine. Clearly trying to get as many office appointments in to charge insurance and my copay.

If anybody is missing a parakeet, it’s hanging out with sparrows at 13/S NW. I couldn’t catch it but hopefully it gets inside before winter. @PoPville

@ScottTaylorTV @MayorBowser K?

I obtained the travel expense records for @MayorBowser & her Chief of Staff Lindsey Parker to Dallas, Texas to tour AT&T stadium this past Sunday. It was a one day trip. Bowser traveled on an economy ticket at 6:32am to Dallas & jumped on a 9pm returned flight in 1st class back to DC for a total cost of $1,864. Parker flew economy both ways for $970.

It's always a good time to support DC businesses. The federal government shutdown means that many businesses in our city that typically rely on federal worker activity could use extra support. So, stop by a local business, visit a DC restaurant, and help us spread the word: DC is open!

@DanielM28042220 @DougCC1968 @Browns You don't "out play" by dropping passes into interceptions and bad kicks. Newsflash, receivers and kickers are part of the team too.

@DougCC1968 @Browns Did you watch the game you fucking moron Browns just outplayed the Bengals lost because of a shit kicker and two receivers dropping passes that turned into ints

final from Week 1

Just hanging out with the best groomer in DC—literally! Huge congrats to District Dogs for their strong showing in the 2025 Best of DC poll. Well-deserved!

As a gay man, I built District Dogs on a foundation of inclusion, authenticity, and love—for dogs and people. 🐶🌈 The pet care industry is special because it brings together folks from all backgrounds, and that diversity is what makes our work meaningful, our team stronger, and our community so vibrant. This Pride Month, I’m grateful for every client, pet parent, and team member who brings their unique self to our pack. 🏳️‍🌈💛 Let’s keep celebrating love, compassion, and the power of being unapologetically ourselves. #PrideMonth #DistrictDogs #PrideWithPups #LoveIsLove #PetCareWithPride

We’re honored to be nominated for Best Dog Trainer, Dog Groomer, Doggy Daycare, and Dog Walker in the Best of Washington, DC Awards! Thank you for being part of the pack. Let’s bring this home together! #DistrictDogs #BestOfDC #DogTrainerDC #DCDogs #DoggyDaycare #DogGrooming

Today is National Dog Rescue Day, and we’re proud to celebrate our partnership with @HomewardTrails —an organization doing incredible work to save and rehome dogs throughout the DMV. District Dogs is honored to foster rescue pups at several of our locations. Every dog we help make space for is another life saved, and our team (and dogs!) are always happy to support such a strong and compassionate mission. Together, we’re working toward a future where every dog has a chance at a loving, forever home. Thank you, Homeward Trails, for letting us be a part of your lifesaving journey. #NationalDogRescueDay #DistrictDogs #HomewardTrails #AdoptDontShop #RescueDogsRock #DMVdogs

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Sunday socials at Park View are the perfect mix of play and purpose! Our Puppy Socials help build confidence, teach polite play, and prevent future behavior issues — all while your pup has a blast. Join us weekly at all District Dogs locations and give your puppy the best start possible! #DistrictDogs #PuppySocial #PuppyPlaytime #DogTrainingDC #SocializationMatters #ConfidentPuppy #PuppyClass #DCdogs #PositiveReinforcement #DistrictDogsTraining #PuppyLife #DogsofDC

When your bestie gets left outside the playgroup. 🐶😢 #dogdaycare #doglife #letmein #dogsofinstagram #bestfriendgoals

🐾❤️ This #GivingTuesday, we’re teaming up with @homewardtrailsrescue to support animals in need! At checkout, you’ll have the option to donate directly to this amazing cause. 🐶🐱 Every little bit helps give animals a second chance at finding loving homes. Let’s make a difference together! 🏠✨ #DistrictDogs #HomewardTrails #AdoptDontShop #DogLovers #GivingBack

Think we can get a little help here? Lost dog in DC---His name is Orzo and he slipped out of his collar near 9th and U St NW around 5:30 pm. There were reports he was seen around the west end tonight near the CBS bureau. @Newsguy41 @DCNewsLive @killmoenetwork @alanhenney @PenguinSix @olivialarinaldi

Behind every wagging tail is a labor of love! 💛 Our founder is roasting turkey for the pups this Thanksgiving because at District Dogs, every furry guest is family. Add the Pawiday Special to your dog’s stay and let them enjoy this homemade holiday treat! Contact your facility today to reserve their plate. 🍽️🐾 #districtdogs #pawidayspecial #dogthanksgivingfeast #dogsofdistrictdogs #thankfuldogs #dogboardinglove #homemadetreatsfordogs #dogcarewithheart #pamperedpups #dogholidaydinner

@TrungTPhan EXACTLY. Too much laughing to care about form.

@jacobhensley lolollllol (it’s true when the “l” and “o” are out of order peopel losing it)

Text message translator: ha = not laughing haha = still not laughing lol = a smirk but no laugh 😂 = a smirk and laugh 😂😂 = a smirk, laugh and chuckle 😂😂😂 = a smirk, laugh and audible chuckle “I’m dying” = a chuckle, laugh and head nod “Bro, I’m dying” = on the ground laughing but not dying “Bro, I’m dying 😂” = on the ground laughing and potentially dying